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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    they help get to the bottom of things and rationally tackle your problems and give good advice
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  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    I'm selling Cutco, and in this area it is widely regarded as a scam, but they must be feeding me some great bullshit because they have me sold.

    Just talked to my mom, we are fine again, I just flipped my shit way to hard.
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    they help get to the bottom of things and rationally tackle your problems and give good advice
    I'm already so damn rational and logical, they really never gave me anything that I hadnt already thought though myself. I guess it was nice to have someone agree with me though.

    I remember this time I was telling this chick about my childhood, and her response was "holy shit. You seem so put together. How have you been able to put that behind you and be so successful in college?" I just started loling :-)) and decided I wasnt personally getting much out of it.

    I agree with you though... in general therapy can be really good at providing you perspective. Or at least being someone you can trust to bounce ideas off of.
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    I'm selling Cutco, and in this area it is widely regarded as a scam, but they must be feeding me some great bullshit because they have me sold.

    Just talked to my mom, we are fine again, I just flipped my shit way to hard.
    hey money is money
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I'm selling Cutco, and in this area it is widely regarded as a scam, but they must be feeding me some great bullshit because they have me sold.
    once I was offered 14 dollars an hour selling Kerby vacuums door to door. I went out with the dude and watched as he told this old lady how she had to be concerned for her health and showed her this BS example of why his was so much better. He is all showing her pictures of his kids and shit like that... and she bought one. as we are walking away he is like laughing and tells me that the vacuums suck and he has no kids.

    I didnt come back to that job.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I'm selling Cutco, and in this area it is widely regarded as a scam, but they must be feeding me some great bullshit because they have me sold.

    Just talked to my mom, we are fine again, I just flipped my shit way to hard.
    i thought you worked at dennys? what happened with that?
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    I'm selling Cutco, and in this area it is widely regarded as a scam, but they must be feeding me some great bullshit because they have me sold.

    Just talked to my mom, we are fine again, I just flipped my shit way to hard.
    i thought you worked at dennys? what happened with that?
    I still do, Cutco is a part time job, at least for now. I'm not going to scam my way through sales of their product because I've seen it in action and if I be myself it will sell itself. When you have shears that cut through a penny, or a knife that cut a slice of bread in half effortlessly then you don't have to work very hard to sell it. I wouldn't have accepted the job if I thought I was going to fuck people over.
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I still do, Cutco is a part time job, at least for now. I'm not going to scam my way through sales of their product because I've seen it in action and if I be myself it will sell itself. When you have shears that cut through a penny, or a knife that cut a slice of bread in half effortlessly then you don't have to work very hard to sell it. I wouldn't have accepted the job if I thought I was going to fuck people over.
    Oh cool. I wasnt implying by my kirby vacuum story, that Cutco was the same. Where are you going to sell them? hopefully you have a spot to setup shop like in a mall or something.

    I'd bet you would make bank setting up a stand at a fair when it comes around.
  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    I still do, Cutco is a part time job, at least for now. I'm not going to scam my way through sales of their product because I've seen it in action and if I be myself it will sell itself. When you have shears that cut through a penny, or a knife that cut a slice of bread in half effortlessly then you don't have to work very hard to sell it. I wouldn't have accepted the job if I thought I was going to fuck people over.
    Oh cool. I wasnt implying by my kirby vacuum story, that Cutco was the same. Where are you going to sell them? hopefully you have a spot to setup shop like in a mall or something.

    I'd bet you would make bank setting up a stand at a fair when it comes around.
    It's weird, I sell to people I know at first, then they refer me to other people and apparently everything is set up by appointment, I go to their house show them how their knives won't cut through rope and leather and that these will and it sells itself.
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  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    7.5 hours till freedom
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    It's weird, I sell to people I know at first, then they refer me to other people and apparently everything is set up by appointment, I go to their house show them how their knives won't cut through rope and leather and that these will and it sells itself.
    ooooohhh.... I know what you are doing now. its like avon except for knifes. You know what I think is best of those type of companies? At Home Americia. everyone buys that shit because it is cute for their home

    http://www.athome.com/jump.jsp?itemID=0&itemType=HOME_PAGE
  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    Ya, kinda like that, I just need extra money because Denny's is only giving me bare bones, but I may have to quit that job. I will make twice what I make there selling knives though.
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Ya, kinda like that, I just need extra money because Denny's is only giving me bare bones, but I may have to quit that job. I will make twice what I make there selling knives though.

    ehhhh.... not so fast kimosabe. I don't mean to burst your bubble, but it would be in your best interest to hang onto the sure thing of Dennys, to make sure you are raking in the dough with Cutco.

    My wife sold something like that for a while.... jeeze... what was its name? hmmm.... oh yeah. Discovery Toys. When she started that she was like "I'll be rolling in the dollars. everyone wants everything in this mag!!!" Anyways... she made some money, but not enough to make it worth her time.

    Some people really get the ball rolling on that sort of thing. Others struggle. All I am saying is dont quit dennys until this starts panning out.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
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    This shouldnt grind my gears because I already made it through college. Cost me 3 grand per year for my Bachelors degree. Less then ten years later it costs 10,000 per year for the same degree. It is pretty much bullshit. college should be affordable for all that want to go.
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,943 spicy boy
    i raise pit bulls,

    inb4mikevickpic

    but really, are you a breeder?
    no. for the last 3 years, i've sheltered 6 pits until they found new homes. the last one went out in march.

    my dog is a 4 year old brindle named DOZER.
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,943 spicy boy
    Sweet \m/ !!! what a steal of a deal! any idea how much you could sell it for now?
    it just appraised @ $92k \m/
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Sweet \m/ !!! what a steal of a deal! any idea how much you could sell it for now?
    it just appraised @ $92k \m/
    Nice return!
  • 1D_for_life1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I was caller number 30 when I tried to win Britney spears tickets and you had to be number 33 ~X(
    They're for my sister...
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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I was caller number 30 when I tried to win Britney spears tickets and you had to be number 33 ~X(
    They're for my sister...
    :>
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