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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    He doesn't communicate in the relationship, EVER. I put this on here for him to be able to read it since I can tell him something and he'll ignore it but yet he'll read what someone posts on here and remember it a week from now. It's like I'm invisible to him. I am doing extra work to make sure that he gets the trip to Amon Amarth however this morning he told me that if he doesn't get to go he'd kill my dog. Now my dog is my child to me. He's getting really angry lately and I'm wondering if he'd be happier by himself. I'm wondering if I should just move out since my leg is apparently the most he hates about me. It's nothing I can help at all but his shows come first and the family comes second.
    I don't know what to tell you other then I think you should do what is going to make you happy. I personally don't believe in self sacrifice except in very rare situations. And I don't ever put up with threats... If someone makes a threat like that, my re-action to the threat is the same as if they had actually done what they threatened.

    So here is one of the songs I was thinking about.... Simon and Garfunkel - America:

    "Kathy, I'm Lost!", I said though I knew she was sleeping
    "I'm empty and aching, and I don't know why"
    Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike
    They've all come to look for America.
    All come to look for America.
    All come to look for America.
  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    Homework.
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I think the other song I was thinking about was the Final Cut. I always kinda assumed that he was saying this to someone who was sleeping.

    Through the fish-eyed lens of tear stained eyes
    I can barely define the shape of this moment in time
    And far from flying high in clear blue skies
    I'm spiraling down to the hole in the ground where I hide.

    And if I show you my dark side
    Will you still hold me tonight?
    And if I open my heart to you
    And show you my weak side
    What would you do?
    Would you sell your story to Rolling Stone?
    Would you take the children away
    And leave me alone?
    And smile in reassurance
    As you whisper down the phone?
    Would you send me packing?
    Or would you take me home?

    Thought I oughta bare my naked feelings,
    Thought I oughta tear the curtain down.
    I held the blade in trembling hands
    Prepared to make it but just then the phone rang
    I never had the nerve to make the final cut.
  • MetalSSlayerMetalSSlayer Posts: 6,164 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Damn you bagel crisps for being so delicious. I only meant to eat a couple, but now the bag is empty.
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Yo Primus... I didn't read all this, but I did notice you said you wanted to lose weight and I thought I might be able to help B-)

    Since I quit boozing a year ago, I lost over 80lbs brah... All I did was drink every other day and when I was not drinking I was hungover as fuck and sat around and ate all day. Basically I didn't do anything but drink eat and sleep. I was 340lbs now iza 257lbs and my goal is 200. It wasn't as hard as I thought, the biggest thing is patience.

    My diet consits of cereal for breakfast, a yogurt, granola bar, and a piece of fruit for lunch, and either chicken, steak, or beef for dinner with veggies and potatoes. The most important thing is cutting down your portions, that was hard, it took about a month to get used to, but after that I wasn't hungry as much. Also I only. Drink watera, nothing else and if you're hungry between dinner and bed, just east a small boiwl of cereal or gronola bar or yogurt, by try not to eat too close to bed time.

    I've been working my ass off at the gym. I burn about 2000 calories a day on the treadmil, stairmaster,eliptical, ect... I alsoo do a lot of situps(really helps the gut area) and pushups. To loose weight fast, just focus on calorie burn for now. I also ride my bike a lot and take walks/jogs when I'm not doing anything. Just make sure you strecth
    Before you workout, I had to learn that the hard way.

    Anyway man, the hardest part for me was the first 2weeks getting used to it all. I hope I helped you out somewhat. My diet and exercise routine has worked, I lost 80lbs man, so can you homie. I hope I gave you some good advice man! Good luck playa... Go get it!
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    My graduation announcements and shit spelling my name Garciá
    I'm kinda minus the accent lol
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  • StratophonyStratophony Posts: 9,212 just the tip
    that fucking ref at the ManU-Newcastle game!
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I'm not too overweight, I only wanna lose about 25-30 pounds, but I can't motivate myself enough to work out at home. I'm hopefully getting a gym membership soon. And also, I've been drinking exclusively diet pop since I was like 7.
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    I used to have one with Lifetime Fitness. It worked out very well for me.
    I love winning with women
  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    Workout with Primus, no membership and it is guaranteed to be making you take pictures without your shirt on in no time
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    hey primus, normally i make fun of guys who work out and then find every excuse to take off their shirts but in your case i dont because your posts are hilarious lol.
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    hey primus, normally i make fun of guys who work out and then find every excuse to take off their shirts but in your case i dont because your posts are hilarious lol.
    I do it for the lulz, not to show off.
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    hey primus, normally i make fun of guys who work out and then find every excuse to take off their shirts but in your case i dont because your posts are hilarious lol.
    I do it for the lulz, not to show off.
    exactly B-)
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I HAVE NO LIFE! X(

    i need a life, where can i get one?
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I have stitches in my mouth and it still hasnt stopped bleeding since yesterday, and every time i smile too wide or start laughing, it hurts like hell
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,946 spicy boy
    I have stitches in my mouth and it still hasnt stopped bleeding since yesterday, and every time i smile too wide or start laughing, it hurts like hell
    teeth pulled?
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I have stitches in my mouth and it still hasnt stopped bleeding since yesterday, and every time i smile too wide or start laughing, it hurts like hell
    teeth pulled?
    something like that. had the roots removed and an implant installed
  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    stepping on a toothpick and having it lodge about 3/4" into the meat of my sole....
  • StratophonyStratophony Posts: 9,212 just the tip
    I just need a new knee. this pain after exercising is getting ridiculous.
    ouch.... knee injuries are the worst.

    you should go swimming if it keeps bothering you... get those juices flowing (without the impact)
  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    My damn leg is asleep and my damn roommate wants to use my computer to watch a movie. -_-
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