YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

Dime

My nigga, Rex. Fuck you Gary 

FLAT

Rex_Capone420 said:

nah we IRL friends now 

God we've seen 4 tool shows together

Me_

Dime said:

My nigga, Rex. Fuck you Gary 

Back at ya fatty

Rex_Capone420

PourAlcohol said:

Rex_Capone420 said:

nah we IRL friends now 

God we've seen 4 tool shows together

\m/

Xeno

MetalSynthades said:

Girls let attractive dudes do stuff to them ugly guys cant do. Chads can slap asses left and right and its A ok. I do it and I'll be escorted out in handcuffs 

Yup, consent being the difference

Xeno

other observations to be made alongside attractive people being attractive to people and thus more willing to fool around with them:

Water is wet
The sky is blue
River's edge
Fire is hot
I'm really fucking gay

FLAT

First thing I seen today. Ky. 

Xeno

stubhub tix for apc tonight are at 10 bucks

I have 50 cents in my checking acct

My friends parents that I did work for today paid me with a personal check and its a sunday so I cant cash it today

Death

FLAT

Borrow 

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Fuck Greyhound. I bought my ticket to Perry (where I work) with a departure at 2:55pm. But because I bought it a week ago, it did not account for the time change so the bus arrived an hour earlier than what the ticket says. And its non refundable. So not only am I out another 40 on the ticket, that's essentially $200 of work in out for tomorrow. 

Me_

Daydrinker said:

stubhub tix for apc tonight are at 10 bucks

I have 50 cents in my checking acct

My friends parents that I did work for today paid me with a personal check and its a sunday so I cant cash it today

Death

LOL.....DUDE....50 cents?    

Gnomez

^ I thought you were gonna say....

DUDE...IT'S CHEQUE 

Xeno

Me_ said:

Daydrinker said:

stubhub tix for apc tonight are at 10 bucks

I have 50 cents in my checking acct

My friends parents that I did work for today paid me with a personal check and its a sunday so I cant cash it today

Death

LOL.....DUDE....50 cents?    

I'm a financially independent full time college student who works part time. Spending money doesnt exist after rent, groceries, and gas 

Xeno

Found 30 bucks in my room I forgot about but still not going. Only tix are at the back of the stadium and im not doing that sober

Me_

I call bullshit...people who are dead broke like you claim to be don't forget 30 bucks

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Shut up gary

Me_

just think about it for a sec....you're broke as fuck..you're gonna "forget" 30 bucks you have? I doubt it....I guess maybe if you're a stupid person which he very well may be but still unlikely to forget 30 bucks.

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

If I had to choose between being Gary or being poor it would be the ramen life for me.

Xeno

Me_ said:

I call bullshit...people who are dead broke like you claim to be don't forget 30 bucks

What does that even mean? I don't exactly have anything to gain from lying about life deets on a forum lmao

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Gary's whole life is lies.