I ordered a pizza from Dominoes to deliver to my work. I give the driver explicit instructions "come to the door closest to the parking lot. Ring the doorbell. Come to the front desk".
An hour and a half goes by, no pizza.
I look at my pizza tracker: "pizza has been delivered"
So I call up Dominoes: "hey, my pizza never showed up. Its been over an hour, and my tracker says it was delivered"
"Whats the address". I give the address.
"Oh our driver said he talked to somebody in the building, and they said they didnt order a pizza so he came back"...
Im like "well this dude didnt come to the front door. Didnt ring the doorbell to be let in. Didnt come to the front desk. And didnt even call me to verify that whoever he talked to was me. So I dont know who the fuck he talked to"
"Well do you want us to bring it?"
"How long will that take?"
"30 minutes"
"No give me a refund". Told me it will take a few days to process my refund.
When it comes to pretty much anything regarding the food service industry, I always imagine either Beavis or Butthead as the employee. Gotta make sense of things in life
Yeah the guy delivering the pizza probably plays bass. How much can you expect from them really? You think he's gonna clear 200 rooms looking for you like he is in a Call of Duty game? Hell no. You should have been waiting out front for your shit, or at least let the front desk know you were waiting on a pizza so if some idiot who can't follow directions shows up with one, it's yours.
Yeah the guy delivering the pizza probably plays bass. How much can you expect from them really? You think he's gonna clear 200 rooms looking for you like he is in a Call of Duty game? Hell no. You should have been waiting out front for your shit, or at least let the front desk know you were waiting on a pizza so if some idiot who can't follow directions shows up with one, it's yours.
I work at the front desk. If he came in the front door, he would have had to pass me.
But he ran into some tenant by the side door, and asked him, instead of ringing the front door and coming to me.
Which I told him to do in my order. "Come in to the parking lot. Go to front door. Ring doorbell. Go to front desk". He ignored that. And my phone number was attached to the order. He never called me.
You have to remember most of these delivery dudes are high and not very bright on top of that, you cannot give extra instructions as that makes the task too daunting
You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
Yeah the guy delivering the pizza probably plays bass. How much can you expect from them really? You think he's gonna clear 200 rooms looking for you like he is in a Call of Duty game? Hell no. You should have been waiting out front for your shit, or at least let the front desk know you were waiting on a pizza so if some idiot who can't follow directions shows up with one, it's yours.
I work at the front desk. If he came in the front door, he would have had to pass me.
But he ran into some tenant by the side door, and asked him, instead of ringing the front door and coming to me.
Which I told him to do in my order. "Come in to the parking lot. Go to front door. Ring doorbell. Go to front desk". He ignored that. And my phone number was attached to the order. He never called me.
I make it a lot simpler on my orders and just put "call on arrival"
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You have to remember most of these delivery dudes are high and not very bright on top of that, you cannot give extra instructions as that makes the task too daunting
This is a cliche I wish were true. My delivery people are usually old folks that I feel sad are spending their retirement years delivering pizza.
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I ordered a pizza from Dominoes to deliver to my work. I give the driver explicit instructions "come to the door closest to the parking lot. Ring the doorbell. Come to the front desk".
An hour and a half goes by, no pizza.
I look at my pizza tracker: "pizza has been delivered"
So I call up Dominoes: "hey, my pizza never showed up. Its been over an hour, and my tracker says it was delivered"
"Whats the address". I give the address.
"Oh our driver said he talked to somebody in the building, and they said they didnt order a pizza so he came back"...
Im like "well this dude didnt come to the front door. Didnt ring the doorbell to be let in. Didnt come to the front desk. And didnt even call me to verify that whoever he talked to was me. So I dont know who the fuck he talked to"
"Well do you want us to bring it?"
"How long will that take?"
"30 minutes"
"No give me a refund". Told me it will take a few days to process my refund.
Fucking idiots.
But he ran into some tenant by the side door, and asked him, instead of ringing the front door and coming to me.
Which I told him to do in my order. "Come in to the parking lot. Go to front door. Ring doorbell. Go to front desk". He ignored that. And my phone number was attached to the order. He never called me.
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