YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

SATAN

MetalCrusades said:

Xenocide said:

MetalCrusades said:

I have a fairly big bald spot on the top of my head now... fuck. I need to figure out what Im gonna do.

Shave it all

Right now im leaning towards rogaine, then skullet and hats

No way dude. You should go full Kerry King and shave it bald but keep the righteous beard

Dime

Yeah if I ever went bald, I'd keep the beard. 

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Oh wow, MC would rather be in denial about more shit. Never saw that shit coming.

MetalCoresades

WOKE said:

MetalCrusades said:

Xenocide said:

MetalCrusades said:

I have a fairly big bald spot on the top of my head now... fuck. I need to figure out what Im gonna do.

Shave it all

Right now im leaning towards rogaine, then skullet and hats

No way dude. You should go full Kerry King and shave it bald but keep the righteous beard

I cant. Im ugly enough, and like having long hair. Headbanging is lame without hair. And its become a talking point. People often comment on my hair. Its all I got. 

SATAN

I know you don't wanna hear it, but eating better and taking better care of yourself would prolly help delay your hair loss

MetalCoresades

Im going to a doctor this week

Dime

Do you take vitamins? Might help. 

Me_

Look at your mothers father and fuck the dr...who cares..ain't like you're trying to get laid or anything

Me_

slap said:

Fuck. He was old as fuck, but that's still a bummer. Dude literally invented rock 'n' roll. Gonna have to slap some of his tunes

Wrong...Elvis or Beatles did..pick one

Me_

I guess you could throw C Berry in there as well

Xeno

Tallica247 said:

slap said:

Fuck. He was old as fuck, but that's still a bummer. Dude literally invented rock 'n' roll. Gonna have to slap some of his tunes

Wrong...Elvis or Beatles did..pick one

Chuck was putting out music before both of them. Also elvis basically took what black musicians were already doing and became more popular because white boi in the 1950s

MenAreTrash

Gary's racist ass would try to discredit Chuck from being the king of rock n roll.

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Tallica247 said:

slap said:

Fuck. He was old as fuck, but that's still a bummer. Dude literally invented rock 'n' roll. Gonna have to slap some of his tunes

Wrong...Elvis or Beatles did..pick one

Chuck Berry predates The Beatles by like 5 years you asshat

Me_

you're prob. right

Me_

My mother met Elvis just as he was getting famous..She was from Memphis...He was at a gas station in an old beat up black pick up truck dressed in leather talking to the owner.

Me_

Rutabaga said:

Tallica247 said:

slap said:

Fuck. He was old as fuck, but that's still a bummer. Dude literally invented rock 'n' roll. Gonna have to slap some of his tunes

Wrong...Elvis or Beatles did..pick one

Chuck Berry predates The Beatles by like 5 years you asshat

You wouldn't call me that to my face

Me_

Throw Little Richard in there also..Bo diddley..Jerry Lee Lewis..Gene Vincent  etc....who made it famous? SO fuck off

Me_

Jake you little bitch I aint said shit to you in a month..like I said you little pussy..when you put in Madden then talk to me..until then..eat a dick

mrAPE

Gary you get triggered too easily.

Me_

Want that ass in Madden..