YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

SATAN

When I worked at AT&T they had an answering service where you just called in and hit a button to say you were out. They didn't even give a fuck what your excuse was

Stoned_Catz

hey satan... when ure in jail... commissary like where u buy shit.... u can contact your bank have them send a cashiers check to your jails commissary so u got money n shit... you need to talk to your banker make sure u do that

FLAT

I called in sick as shit once and they still made me come in. Now I just go to work sick and work with food. 

Stoned_Catz

oh ya most jails us postal stamps is the monatary system u can buy cigs n bitchz n dope n stuff so get you a few books of stamps have someone send um to u

Stoned_Catz

LOOT said:

I called in sick as shit once and they still made me come in. Now I just go to work sick and work with food. 

so ure gonna be like Typhoid Mary

FLAT

Idk Wtf that is 

Rex_Capone420

LOOT said:

I called in sick as shit once and they still made me come in. Now I just go to work sick and work with food. 

Legally if you call in sick there is nothing they can do if you really are sick 

FLAT

Well I still went. If you call in sick you have to get a Dr's note. 

Rex_Capone420

Nah dude they ain't gonna fire you over one time 

Stoned_Catz

typhoid mary carried was a carrier of typhoid virus she worked as a maid/cook for rich people she unwittingly kiled like 90 people before she was quarantined by the health department

Stoned_Catz

kys

FLAT

dranyam said:

Nah dude they ain't gonna fire you over one time 

I ain't worried about getting fired. When I walked in with my hand that had gashes in it. Mike wasn't very happy about that lol

Stoned_Catz

dude u shud murderz peeps butcher ems take the meat to work sell it as ground chuck....

itd make for good reading meterial news worthy

Stoned_Catz

ude be like jeffery dolmer but like worse then all them people that ate humans theyd be fukt in the head for life

FLAT

You live in the middle of nowhere, always talk about killing people, and gay things. You do it faggot. 

Stoned_Catz

dude i hate u... i hope u die... 

Adam

We just use an App at my job to call in.

Stoned_Catz

? who is this fhag

Dime

This shit is getting ridiculous. I just dropped my friend off at her house. She calls me barely a minute later and says "You forget something?" I'm like "No why?" She replies with "Who the fuck is in my driveway at 1:30am?" Apparently someone pulled into the drive way right after I left. All I hear is yelling. It was like something out of a fucking horror movie. All I can make out is "hey I have an extra seat" and "Bitch, get in the car." I thought was going to have a heart attack. She thankfully ran inside her house as dude was RUNNING up her driveway. She picks the phone back up and tells me it was some motherfucker in polka dots and a clown wig. Bruh. They leave the second she gets inside and disappears. On the flipside to this, I've noticed someone tailing me the entire time. As I turned onto my street, they speed off. I get on my street and lo and behold a fucking squad car. The second I make the turn he flips off his headlights and just dead stops in the middle of the street. I pull into my driveway and notice him make the turn towards me. Creeping as slow as possible, lights still off. I don't think he saw me pull in but when he gets to my car he stops. Just stops and waits. I had turned my lights and my car off. After what felt like forever he finally leaves. I've always felt safe and okay with just a knife on me but I'm for real feeling like  I need to buy a gun. This is getting insane. I thought I was about to become another police brutality news story. 

MetalCoresades

Maybe he just wanted to know where the clown went