Ours is kind of weird. According to our rules, we should cut for the counter only and not take requests. But if people buy a whole cryo of anything we stock we will cut it for time. Thay mostly happens with boneless pork but a couple times a week somebody will want a whole ribeye or something cut. There's also situations where if somebody wants something and we haven't already cut it for the case yet, then we will cut it how they want. Otherwise if we've already cut it for the day, we can't open another one and over cut just doe one person and risk the test down a couple days later.
Most other Sam's Clubs don't fuck around with little rules like that, they go by the book "fuck you take it from the case or don't take anything"
One time we had like 3 layers of ribeyes in our counter and someone wanted a 2 inch thick ribeye(ours in the counter are an inch) so I opened up a new loin and cut on just for him. How we run shit around here.
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edited March 2016
I dislike Hillary as a president so much that I'm considering voting for trump. No joke.
Yes trump is a racist, biggit, sexist, and so rich that he is completely out of touch with reality. But the Republican Party leaders really hate him, and I have to admit I find that appealing. If R leaders really hate this guy, then maybe he isn't as bought and paid for as the other candidates.
I'd easily vote for Bernie, however the democratic side is completely rigged with the super delegates. Bernie could win every state with 60% and still not win the democratic primaries. How D's are flipping out about that shit, I do not understand.
Anyways- where Clinton received her campaign financing from tells me 100% she is the last person I want in office. Funny thing is, I'd easily vote for Bill again if he was running. Fuck no on Hillary though. And she will win obviously
hillary is a lying sack of shit cum guzzling fucking snake. trumps a bigoted edgelord whos gonna fuck us all so goddamn hard. i absolutely fucking outright refuse to put a checkmark near either of those assholes' names.
question: does defacing the presidential preference section of the ballot invalidate the rest of my ballot? because if not im drawing a huge veiney bastard of a cock.
this is of course assuming bernie doesnt get the nom.
I dont know enough about John McAfee. Other than he owns the anti-virus software. But Johnson's views are pretty close to mine. I like the "classic liberal" image he pushes.
This makes no sense. He literally is a socialist. You want the government to provide you with a whole ton of free services, not tax you and overturn a lot of federal law or something?
I dont know enough about John McAfee. Other than he owns the anti-virus software. But Johnson's views are pretty close to mine. I like the "classic liberal" image he pushes.
He was living in Belize until 2013 to avoid being questioned in a murder case, if that helps.
This makes no sense. He literally is a socialist. You want the government to provide you with a whole ton of free services, not tax you and overturn a lot of federal law or something?
I like Bernie's authenticity and honesty. I think he's a good and genuine person. For the most part I agree with many of his social views.
I don't like his economic views. I don't like the idea of using more government to fix certain issues. Hence the "I wish he was more libertarian".
Honestly thinking about it, Gary Johnson is probably my favorite candidate. With Bernie at second.
Hilary is my least favorite, tied with Cruz. They can fuck off.
Some dumb bitch came in today and asked for two London broils so I made them. Get done and she says "oh that's not what I wanted, I usually make jerky from it." So thanks cunt, I'm the owner of two London broils now.
Had this conversation other a guy that called in. No exaggeration, this was it
Him: Hi, I bought a whole strip loin today and had somebody there cut it for me. I just wanted to know how thick they are. I can't tell if they're an inch or half an inch. Me: If you had one of us cut them, we cut them how you request... Him: Yeah, I forgot what I told the guy but I have about 21 here. I just wanted to know because some of my friends asked me how thick they are
This motherfucker had no idea the steaks in his own home were and had no way or guessing pr means of measuring them himself. He just expected me to know over the phone how thick the steaks somebody else cut for him are.
Some dumb bitch came in today and asked for two London broils so I made them. Get done and she says "oh that's not what I wanted, I usually make jerky from it." So thanks cunt, I'm the owner of two London broils now.
Had this conversation other a guy that called in. No exaggeration, this was it
Him: Hi, I bought a whole strip loin today and had somebody there cut it for me. I just wanted to know how thick they are. I can't tell if they're an inch or half an inch. Me: If you had one of us cut them, we cut them how you request... Him: Yeah, I forgot what I told the guy but I have about 21 here. I just wanted to know because some of my friends asked me how thick they are
This motherfucker had no idea the steaks in his own home were and had no way or guessing pr means of measuring them himself. He just expected me to know over the phone how thick the steaks somebody else cut for him are.
I see y u just cut the meat n can't manage Cuz a good manager take ure mistake market down 20% n dell DAT shit
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Most other Sam's Clubs don't fuck around with little rules like that, they go by the book "fuck you take it from the case or don't take anything"
what the fuck?
Yes trump is a racist, biggit, sexist, and so rich that he is completely out of touch with reality. But the Republican Party leaders really hate him, and I have to admit I find that appealing. If R leaders really hate this guy, then maybe he isn't as bought and paid for as the other candidates.
I'd easily vote for Bernie, however the democratic side is completely rigged with the super delegates. Bernie could win every state with 60% and still not win the democratic primaries. How D's are flipping out about that shit, I do not understand.
Anyways- where Clinton received her campaign financing from tells me 100% she is the last person I want in office. Funny thing is, I'd easily vote for Bill again if he was running. Fuck no on Hillary though. And she will win obviously
question: does defacing the presidential preference section of the ballot invalidate the rest of my ballot? because if not im drawing a huge veiney bastard of a cock.
this is of course assuming bernie doesnt get the nom.
I don't like his economic views. I don't like the idea of using more government to fix certain issues. Hence the "I wish he was more libertarian".
Honestly thinking about it, Gary Johnson is probably my favorite candidate. With Bernie at second.
Hilary is my least favorite, tied with Cruz. They can fuck off.
I'm half and half with Rubio.
I'm still convinced Trump is a troll.
Him: Hi, I bought a whole strip loin today and had somebody there cut it for me. I just wanted to know how thick they are. I can't tell if they're an inch or half an inch.
Me: If you had one of us cut them, we cut them how you request...
Him: Yeah, I forgot what I told the guy but I have about 21 here. I just wanted to know because some of my friends asked me how thick they are
This motherfucker had no idea the steaks in his own home were and had no way or guessing pr means of measuring them himself. He just expected me to know over the phone how thick the steaks somebody else cut for him are.
did a bundle today and this lady wanted 4 pounds of breakfast sausage and she told me to put 8 in a pack
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