Just sat and thought if there are any I haven't posted and there is. There was this chick named Hannah who drove down about 20 miles from Wheaton to hook up a few weeks ago. Right away there's something she didn't mention: she's physically handicapped. Like there's some hip displacement thing that makes her waddle like a goddamn penguin.
I'm just like okay, my penis is still curious, let's do this. We fuck but she instantly thinks we're a thing and keeps texting me the next day asking why my tinder is still up
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I'm just like okay, my penis is still curious, let's do this. We fuck but she instantly thinks we're a thing and keeps texting me the next day asking why my tinder is still up
RIP hot girl short shorts. Until we meet again.
saw a 2/10 cholla at the korn show with that going on and it almost killed my high and buzz entirely
my own fault for showing up to a korn show doe