He's nowhere near what he used to be. Doesn't buy bottles of liquor anymore. But today is just a bad day for me. He bought a bunch of those travel bottles and ever since I ate earlier my stomach has been shit. And idk what it is but I'm getting easily irritated by shit that doesn't even make sense to get irritated about. I know he's drunk because I always can tell when he is so I've just been staying to myself watching catfish to prevent me becoming a shit show
It seems as though he quit. But then again those kinds of people come back out of nowhere
It's Wednesday night. He's prolly at church
That dude used to have a different color hair every week and got suspended for claiming he was Satan when we were 6th graders. I don't know what happened
Finished working on a Dodge Caravan at work. Go into the customer waiting room and go "Dodge Caravan?" Just one Mexican chick sitting there and she gives me no response at all. So I'm walking around the waiting room, the parking lot, etc looking for the owner of this fucking thing and nobody. Go back to the waiting room and she's still there sitting patiently and I ask "Ma'am, do you have the Dodge Caravan?" Blank stare. "The van. Dodge." Nothing. I get in the car, and drive it from the back of the detail shop up to the front and as I'm passing the waiting room window she comes running out waving her arms and I catch her in the rear view mirror. I stop, get out of the car and say "Sorry ma'am, is this your car?" Nothing. She like side steps me, hops in and drives away. I'm sitting there thinking someone's car just got jacked and I'm freaking out and as I'm walking back into the shop, and I see my manager and say "Who did that Caravan belong to?" He goes "Oh I forgot to tell you, the lady who owns that speaks 0 English and barely even comprehends it." I'm pissed like why did I not know this from the beginning? His only response is "Maybe you should learn some Spanish." How are your comprehension skills so fucking bad you don't even know the model of the car you're driving?
I mean I know a little bit of Spanish (outside swear words) and I probably could have worked my way through talking to this lady but like a heads up would have been appreciated.
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don't really feel like getting crybaby piss pants texts doe
That dude used to have a different color hair every week and got suspended for claiming he was Satan when we were 6th graders. I don't know what happened
Fucking sucks, that was always a great reference too.
Benoit'ed a bitch in the 80's.
http://www.heritage.org/research/lecture/2011/06/did-america-have-a-christian-founding