YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

Rex_Capone420

I don't understand why you cry like a bitch about rivers edge. It was over an hour away and they played a short marginal set. 

Rex_Capone420

Metallica will at least play 2.5 hours. 

Gazorpazorpfield

Thanks to the shitty Orion setup and is not wanting to wait for a bus in a slew of tens of thousands of people waiting for buses, we took off early and missed their two encores

FLAT

Rex_Capone said:

I don't understand why you cry like a bitch about rivers edge. It was over an hour away and they played a short marginal set. 

Paper

MetalCoresades

My computer isnt working properly

Number1RamsFan

Stick your cock in it

Gazorpazorpfield

The Fast and the Furious: "Whoa he they drove under the trailer that's insane!"

15 years later "FUCKING MINIGUNS AND ARMORED CARS AND BANK VAULTS DRIVING DOWN THE STREET AND FUCKING JUMPING FROM BUILDING TO BUILDING AND FUCKING MINIGUNS"

MetalCoresades

Toilets at the airport are so small I dipped my sack when I sat down.

OPP

my friend said he had that happen once at a bar but someone had pissed and he didnt notice. now he calls it a move, "lemon dip" ) ) :-&

MetalCoresades

luckily nothing was in it when I sat down

Gnomez

Your bogs freak me out. The water level is so high that it sits right under your arse.
the water in our toilets is at a really low level

WakeOfAshes

MetalCrusades said:

Toilets at the airport are so small I dipped my sack when I sat down.

I find it super funny that it's your sack getting wet as opposed to your dick. You werent kidding when you said you had a small peter.

MetalCoresades

WakeOfAshes said:

MetalCrusades said:

Toilets at the airport are so small I dipped my sack when I sat down.

I find it super funny that it's your sack getting wet as opposed to your dick. You werent kidding when you said you had a small peter.

If there's one thing true about me, its that I dont lie

Xeno

^ probably has a grower and wouldn't know because he's never looked directly at his own erection since 6

WakeOfAshes

MetalCrusades said:

WakeOfAshes said:

MetalCrusades said:

Toilets at the airport are so small I dipped my sack when I sat down.

I find it super funny that it's your sack getting wet as opposed to your dick. You werent kidding when you said you had a small peter.

If there's one thing true about me, its that I dont lie

I would have responded with... "It's not that my dick is all that small... Just my balls are just super large. something you apparently know nothing about. Wake has small balls"

MetalCoresades

WakeOfAshes said:

MetalCrusades said:

WakeOfAshes said:

MetalCrusades said:

Toilets at the airport are so small I dipped my sack when I sat down.

I find it super funny that it's your sack getting wet as opposed to your dick. You werent kidding when you said you had a small peter.

If there's one thing true about me, its that I dont lie

I would have responded with... "It's not that my dick is all that small... Just my balls are just super large. something you apparently know nothing about. Wake has small balls"

why lie when my dick really is tiny? :-??

WakeOfAshes

jesus. Look... What I wrote for you to say wasn't a "lie", as it doesn't specifically say anything about the size of the dick in question. What it does do instead is deflect my original slam, and in turn flips the joke around to the originator of the slam. Why do we do this? Because it's an internet forum and that is kinda how things work. you say it for shits and giggles.

I swear... getting people to properly burn you back shouldnt be this difficult. I mean I lobbed that one out there for you and you just took a strike.

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Pretty sure i have a hernia. My lower back and balls are killing me.

WakeOfAshes

SUH said:

Pretty sure i have a hernia. My lower back and balls are killing me.

You probably have Multiple Sclerosis. Make sure you tell everyone at your work asap.

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Nah your wife was riding me pretty hard last night. I think she threw my back out.