yo so fucking irate. told my roommate to hold onto my phone while i played bball and he was just chilling in the gym because he hurt his ankle, dude gets up and leaves. doesn't tell me, doesn't bring me my phone just leaves it on the ground. fucking some ra picked it up and has it. fuck so much shit she shouldn't see. no lock code on it. so irate what a fucking moron. have to wait until tomorrow to get it.
fuck i'm heated. hopefully she's chill and doesn't look through it. lady that answered the door when i knocked on it, was the wrong door, was the lady that was chilling in the room with us while the cop was there. so awkward, high as a mother fucker
You need to chill the fuck out toddler All this weed is making you paranoid No one should be allowed to look through your phone and read texts/look at your pics etc and if they do I doubt they can do much about it
Man I'm still heated. Had this female over, was off some syrup, liquor, and loud (First time I mixed syrup wit liquor, was feeling amazing. 10/10 would mix again.), she was fucked up too, just minus the syrup. So we put on a movie, start getting into it. She starts grinding on me, and within 10-15 minutes, this turns into full blown dry humping. She's so wet that we both still have our pants on, and my jeans are fucking soaked in the front. So I start feeling on her shit, soon after, she grabs my dick through my jeans. After shit gets more heated, she suddenly stops and is like "I'm really sorry but we can't fuck right now. I'm honestly terrified of your dick, it's too big.". And literally, that was the end of that.
I know this prolly looks like a low key flex tweet, but nah fuck that I'm salty nigga. My shit ain't even monstrous like THAT. Prolly like the average 6-7 inches.
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>stand up
>walk across the gym
>place in hand
>leave
Even worse, what if she found this place :-SS
All this weed is making you paranoid
No one should be allowed to look through your phone and read texts/look at your pics etc and if they do I doubt they can do much about it
I know this prolly looks like a low key flex tweet, but nah fuck that I'm salty nigga. My shit ain't even monstrous like THAT. Prolly like the average 6-7 inches.
Cot damn man.