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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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FLAT Posts: 60,846 spicy boy

January 2014

nah i got it it just is beyond poverty. shuts off anytime i'm on it for about a minute.

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,975 spicy boy

January 2014

) third world phone )

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,975 spicy boy

January 2014

Is it an Obama phone? I heard he only likes to work one minute a day also :-?

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FLAT Posts: 60,846 spicy boy

January 2014

probably shit is destitute

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,039 spicy boy

January 2014

Todd ripped off Erik's lingo to a T

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FLAT Posts: 60,846 spicy boy

January 2014

your first blowjob? nice.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,039 spicy boy

January 2014

Need a dick to recieve a bj

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FLAT Posts: 60,846 spicy boy

January 2014

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,039 spicy boy

January 2014

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,039 spicy boy

January 2014

If you were a woman, I'd slug you

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,039 spicy boy

January 2014

My suitemate has a girl in his room... and I have to take a shit.

I get stage fright. :-<

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,975 spicy boy

January 2014

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

January 2014

enter room naked

unleash load while walking

I love winning with women
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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

January 2014

MetalCrusades said:
My suitemate has a girl in his room... and I have to take a shit.

I get stage fright. :-<
You can't shit in the same complex as a girl? What the fuck?

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,039 spicy boy

January 2014 edited January 2014

Its not like an apartment...

Its two rooms with a bathroom in the middle.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,039 spicy boy

January 2014

Its awkward knowing a girl can hear my bodily functions...

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,039 spicy boy

January 2014

11:00 I'm good to go >-

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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

January 2014 edited January 2014

Dude. Everybody pees. Everybody shits. Male or female or anything in between.

There's nothing embarrassing about that. I know you're not comfortable with sex things, but this is just a whole other level.

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SATAN Posts: 25,951 spicy boy

January 2014

MetalCrusades said:
11:00 I'm good to go >-
Your roommate sucks with girls

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January 2014

SATAN said:

MetalCrusades said:
11:00 I'm good to go >-
Your roommate sucks with girls
Visitation hours only go until 11:00.

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