Damn DD fucked up. They got a cookie dough donut for Valentine's and everybody here has been creaming their trousers over it. I absolutely love cookie dough so I figured that shit would be goat but it's absolute poverty. The "cookie dough" is thin and pasty as shit. :-&
I coulda got it in last night...but I was already drunk and a 20 minute drive away in good conditions, let alone level 2 snow emergency ~X(
Holy shit I started reading messages from last night on facebook. This is from when I was irate af.
Friend: Dude. Jeremy spoke in class today. Me: Does he have a vagina that wants my dick because if not I do not care Me: We're on two totally different wavelengths right now man Me: Fuck Pearl Jam Me: This nigga need pussy
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not as a munchkin, but as a "red velvet" product
>Next thing I know it's 8 am
>Fell asleep
Holy shit I started reading messages from last night on facebook. This is from when I was irate af.
Friend: Dude. Jeremy spoke in class today.
Me: Does he have a vagina that wants my dick because if not I do not care
Me: We're on two totally different wavelengths right now man
Me: Fuck Pearl Jam
Me: This nigga need pussy