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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,975 spicy boy
    Yeah I like planet gush
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,951 spicy boy
    That one time...at Niagra Falls
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

    welcome to... The Friend Zone

    Not even, I'm done with people who lead others on to believe shit.

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  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    Sounds like your own fault :-?? She had a boyfriend
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,975 spicy boy
    mrAPE said:

    Please rex, when was the last time you got laid?

    Like 6 weeks ago ky
  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    there's a few girls i know that i've asked out and remained friends with even though they said no.
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    I think the only time I ever asked a girl out and she said no was this one time at six flags .. And it turned out she was married lol
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    I haven't been friendzoned. I thought I was, found out I wasn't haha
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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,975 spicy boy
    Yeah I was friend zoned once.... Then we ended up hooking up....things were kinda crazy from there
  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited January 2014
    NolaMetal said:

    I think the only time I ever asked a girl out and she said no was this one time at six flags .. And it turned out she was married lol

    im the opposite. the only time a woman said yes was a misunderstanding. she thought i meant "as friends". luckily i was able to figure this out before we hung out so it wasn't awkward.
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Damn they got em...

    Phila Swiss Cheese Pervert Arrested

    Philadelphia police Thursday arrested a 41-year-old man for an apparent years-long campaign of offering women money to perform sexual acts on him, topped with Swiss cheese.

    Christopher Pagano, of suburban Norristown, has been dubbed the "Swiss Cheese Pervert" for allegedly "committing indecent acts with dairy products in the Northeast Philadelphia area," Philly.com writes.

    The local Mayfair Town Watch broke the story last week, publishing photos showing a heavyset driver approaching women while dangling a piece off cheese over his exposed genitals. One woman commented on the group's Facebook page that the suspect "has been doing stuff like this for years."

    Hold the cheesy puns, folks.

    "I understand that people may think this is funny, but this is no laughing matter," Milt Martelack, the group's senior adviser, told the Philadelphia Daily News. "We're taking this matter very seriously, and we're working vigorously with police to get this guy off the streets."
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    "approaching women while dangling a piece off cheese over his exposed genitals"

    Deceased =))
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

    Sounds like your own fault :-?? She had a boyfriend

    Yeah, they have been dating a whole 4 months. And the way she talked about was like she wasn't happy with something.

    She's the girl i mentioned like a month back who has a kid btw. Not that it matters now.

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  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

    Sounds like your own fault :-?? She had a boyfriend

    Yeah, they have been dating a whole 4 months. And the way she talked about was like she wasn't happy with something.

    She's the girl i mentioned like a month back who has a kid btw. Not that it matters now.

    So instead of just breaking up with the dude, she goes behind his back with another guy on the backburner. Sounds like a real keeper.
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

    Kid. Engaged. Abort mission.

    It was only the first part before yesterday lol
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

    Sounds like your own fault :-?? She had a boyfriend

    Yeah, they have been dating a whole 4 months. And the way she talked about was like she wasn't happy with something.

    She's the girl i mentioned like a month back who has a kid btw. Not that it matters now.

    So instead of just breaking up with the dude, she goes behind his back with another guy on the backburner. Sounds like a real keeper.
    We've known each other for a long time, I was never going to "try" anything while she was still dating him though. I'd be lying if i said i didn't want her to break up with him, but now I'm just realizing she's the kind of person who can't make up their mind,

    Oh well, moving on.
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    I need a back massage, feels like it's in several knots.

    Fuuuck.
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    I know the feel man. Right now it's like I can only lay straight. If I start moving to the right boom knot, left boom knot. Might hit up the old rub and tug hand have mama-san finish me off while she's at it.
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