I think the only time I ever asked a girl out and she said no was this one time at six flags .. And it turned out she was married lol
im the opposite. the only time a woman said yes was a misunderstanding. she thought i meant "as friends". luckily i was able to figure this out before we hung out so it wasn't awkward.
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Philadelphia police Thursday arrested a 41-year-old man for an apparent years-long campaign of offering women money to perform sexual acts on him, topped with Swiss cheese.
Christopher Pagano, of suburban Norristown, has been dubbed the "Swiss Cheese Pervert" for allegedly "committing indecent acts with dairy products in the Northeast Philadelphia area," Philly.com writes.
The local Mayfair Town Watch broke the story last week, publishing photos showing a heavyset driver approaching women while dangling a piece off cheese over his exposed genitals. One woman commented on the group's Facebook page that the suspect "has been doing stuff like this for years."
Hold the cheesy puns, folks.
"I understand that people may think this is funny, but this is no laughing matter," Milt Martelack, the group's senior adviser, told the Philadelphia Daily News. "We're taking this matter very seriously, and we're working vigorously with police to get this guy off the streets."
Sounds like your own fault :-?? She had a boyfriend
Yeah, they have been dating a whole 4 months. And the way she talked about was like she wasn't happy with something.
She's the girl i mentioned like a month back who has a kid btw. Not that it matters now.
So instead of just breaking up with the dude, she goes behind his back with another guy on the backburner. Sounds like a real keeper.
We've known each other for a long time, I was never going to "try" anything while she was still dating him though. I'd be lying if i said i didn't want her to break up with him, but now I'm just realizing she's the kind of person who can't make up their mind,
I know the feel man. Right now it's like I can only lay straight. If I start moving to the right boom knot, left boom knot. Might hit up the old rub and tug hand have mama-san finish me off while she's at it.
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Phila Swiss Cheese Pervert Arrested
Philadelphia police Thursday arrested a 41-year-old man for an apparent years-long campaign of offering women money to perform sexual acts on him, topped with Swiss cheese.
Christopher Pagano, of suburban Norristown, has been dubbed the "Swiss Cheese Pervert" for allegedly "committing indecent acts with dairy products in the Northeast Philadelphia area," Philly.com writes.
The local Mayfair Town Watch broke the story last week, publishing photos showing a heavyset driver approaching women while dangling a piece off cheese over his exposed genitals. One woman commented on the group's Facebook page that the suspect "has been doing stuff like this for years."
Hold the cheesy puns, folks.
"I understand that people may think this is funny, but this is no laughing matter," Milt Martelack, the group's senior adviser, told the Philadelphia Daily News. "We're taking this matter very seriously, and we're working vigorously with police to get this guy off the streets."
Deceased
She's the girl i mentioned like a month back who has a kid btw. Not that it matters now.
Oh well, moving on.
Fuuuck.