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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

    I loves my friend James and all but his posts every week to every other week lately about his bands have gotten on my last nerve. "Only 50 more likes until we're at 1100 fans! Go share our page". How bout no


    Oh, someone tryna do something wit their life annoys YOU? Of all people? Nawwwwwww.

  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,846 spicy boy

    My gf likes being slapped in the face pretty damn hard. I'm like 95% sure her roommates have heard us. I want to apologize but it'd be too awkward lol

    of course mc would dislike this.
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,846 spicy boy
    THE_snert said:

    nah he fucking cock blocked me doe [-(

    what you mean disagree :|
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,846 spicy boy
    how the fuck i miss this set from machine head at my favorite venue :|

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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,846 spicy boy
    fucking alice cooper at my favorite venue :(


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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    edited March 2013
    Episode said:

    I loves my friend James and all but his posts every week to every other week lately about his bands have gotten on my last nerve. "Only 50 more likes until we're at 1100 fans! Go share our page". How bout no

    Oh, someone tryna do something wit their life annoys YOU? Of all people? Nawwwwwww.

    Oh I forgot. I don't do anything with my life so when a friend of mine does good in theirs I just can't fucking stand them, right? Must be since you know more about me than myself as always.
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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,846 spicy boy
    no fucking way! slipknot at my god damn favorite venue, i'm about to stop looking.

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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,846 spicy boy
    may i add it was a hometown show in a club.
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Just got home. I went to my friend's house last night and his roommate Terri went to some local concert, around 8 a guy named David came by and got their other roomate Danny saying "Danny, we've got to go get Terri at the bar" (she apparently went to the bar with a band after the show), so they take off, around 9:30 Terri and one of her friends show up completely drunk, being loud and obnoxious, so my friend Johnny who lives there tells them they shouldn't be out driving while they're drunk, and Terri tried to argue but Johnny didn't want to listen. so they leave, Johnny and his gf Jenny are in bed asleep, our friend Terry (yes, 2 people with the same name spelled different), myself and Johnny's dad are in the living room watching a movie, and around 1:20 in the morning, David and Danny bust open the door, and head to Johnny's room and slams the door open and yells "Alright, get the fuck up RIGHT NOW, I have permission to kick your fucking ass" at Johnny, he tells them to leave him alone and they yell "You disrespected my woman, so get the fuck up NOW", he refused, so they tried to drag him out of bed, and Jenny kept asking them to just stop and to talk to them, so Danny swings, hits Johnny, swings again and hits Jenny, so Johnny's dad and I get up and we kick David's ass, and then we called the cops, so the 2 assholes take off, and the cops arrive, we tell them what happened and what we knew about the people, they say to let them know if we see or hear from David, Danny or Terri. and around 4:30am we get a text saying "If you're not out of there when we get there, we are going to clean house", which could mean kicking us out, could mean fighting us or maybe worse, we didn't know, so Jenny's mom and my dad came and got us, and dropped them off at Johnny's dad's house with most of their stuff.

    But apparently this Danny guy has a fucking long history of violence, he's apparently wanted in Alabama, and he used to be in some bike gang or w/e, needless to say he's not a guy you want to fuck with, and David is just one of those "talk the talk" guys but doesn't really do shit, so there's a warrant out for Danny and David for aiding, and Terri is on probation and will be arrested for drunk driving and domestic disturbance most likely.

    So fucking tired.
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    tldr; facefuck is gonna get whacked
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  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i always miss the sex talk :-<
  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    sext george
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  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    no thanks haha
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,039 spicy boy
    THE_snert said:

    My gf likes being slapped in the face pretty damn hard. I'm like 95% sure her roommates have heard us. I want to apologize but it'd be too awkward lol

    of course mc would dislike this.
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    i dont understand why someone would want to get slapped in the face, i dont understand any kind of pain in the bedroom idk
  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    pain in the bedroom is the best. i don't understand how anyone would want to have non-rough sex.
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    lip biting, a little scratching, hard bangin is fine..but slapped in the face? im sorry i dont see it
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