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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • streetsstreets Posts: 3,351 just the tip
    edited September 2012
    I've put in applications to 15 different places in the past 2 weeks and still have heard nothing after multiple phone calls, and going into the places to talk to the managers.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,135 spicy boy
    jag said:

    I'm a little late to the resume party,but I'd like to throw in my two cents. Just to give you a background, I happen to be pretty good at writing resumes. A marketing teacher I took for several classes (5-6 to be exact) recommended me on my campus to the English department that ran a Resume Help Center and they approached me to bring me on board. I accepted and gained valuable experience communicating with employers to gain their thoughts on resume formats, hot words to use to describe your roles, what is too much or too little, etc. My resume has essential fucked me at times because I've lost count of the "over-qualified" excuse I've been given but it has been given praise due to format and thoroughness.

    That being said, I think everyone is right in some sense here, but Jobe (in my opinion) was the most for the following reason: All of us here are about at that point where we are leaving behind the fast food, the grocery store, etc. and are going to pursue a CAREER. His example of how it will look in a stack of others hit it on the head for a CAREER position you seek. Without beating around the bush, that resume does not stand out and is too cookie cutter. I'm sure Rex put effort into it, but for a big time job, employers will shit on that resume due to it's more fill-in-the-blank approach and lack of creativity that sets you apart from anyone else. Not to be negative, but it's too obvious you used a standard template and choose not to add anything different to it. Add that in with the errors and this resume is bound to end up in the recycle bin fast.

    Dayna also is right as well. While I found the number to be low (and growing ever lower due to the over-competitive times), some employers don't want a fancy show. They want their stuff straight to the point. Simplicity is a good thing, depending on the job you go for. Flashy can be just as negative as is being too plain. Looking back at the jobs Rex said he is going for, I still wouldn't recommend this style. I'd spice it up a bit. Remember, you're grabbing the attention of somebody who does this for a living. They see enough resumes a day. How will you differentiate yourself? Jobe isn't making up shit when he says employers will tl;dr resumes. It happens daily. Make your resume scream "AYO DOE, FLOCK TO ME LIKE THE BITCHES AT THE WOLFGANG SHOW".

    Lastly, I really don't know what it is like in Michigan for you guys. I can only vouch for Chicago. What has applied for me and many others here may be 180 for you guys. Just my 2cents. Best of luck, Rex.


    thanks man! yeah i have a revised one that is in microsoft word...im going to do some work on it this weekend and re post it and then maybe i can get some more help from yall on what i should add/take out....i appreciate this guys...im an extremely hard worker who has always been dedicated to his job but thats a little hard for me to show on papper :)). I guess you could say im for sure more of the street smarts type
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,135 spicy boy
    also any one who needed jobe's resume he asked me to send it out to others so pm me your e-mail or something
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    I think it's time you get your own place ma'am
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    omg what just happened
    i ordered a battery from geekatronics.com and it was returned to sender because of an 'incomplete' address
    like the package WAS shipped according to USPS
    now i email them asking them wtf is up and the email isnt vaild and their website is 'pending renewel' from godaddy
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    sounds like you need to contact your CC company and stop payment.
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    uhm payment was already gone through when i bought it
    theyre a legit seller and site
    everything is just temporarily disabled until they renew their shit
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  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    Then whats the problem :??
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    i have to wait to yell at them about my battery
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers

    uhm payment was already gone through when i bought it
    theyre a legit seller and site
    everything is just temporarily disabled until they renew their shit

    ummm okay. If I was in your situation I would be concerned. And just because they already accepted payment doesnt mean your CC could refund you and go after them. maybe it's just all random that they screwed up the order and then had their site go down.
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    weve been corresponding for a few weeks
    its not like it happened as soon as they got my money
    and the package was legit shipped to my house but someone must have screwed up with the address
    there wouldnt tracking info for it if it never existed
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I checked with the BBB on the company and you are right it looks legit. Looks like they didnt realize their site lease was expiring and someone renewed the name and is trying to extort money out of them for them to get it back. lol. :))
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Kind of sounds like you got scammed...
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers

    wait, what?

    It's nothing you need to be concerned with. They are either having webpage problems or their domain name expired and someone else bought it. That doesnt mean they are no longer a business.... just that someone else has their www site.

    Just call them or email them and I am sure they will get your battery all straightened out.
  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,700 master of ceremonies
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    both email and phone are disabled
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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    Alex said:

    Kind of sounds like you got scammed...

    kind of sounds like you didnt fucking read, Will
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited September 2012
    these ones are disabled?

    Phone: (866) 685-0052
    support@geekatronics.com
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

    Alex said:

    Kind of sounds like you got scammed...

    kind of sounds like you didnt fucking read, Will
    Just sounds to me like a classic take-the-money-and-run ordeal.
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