This dude was asking me the other day why I dont have any tats and really it comes down to one thing. I don't like putting bumper stickers on ferrari's.
your more of a pinto
why you gotta do me like that dogg? I must come clean though, that aint really my joke. But the comedian whose joke it is finally had his Conan bit uploaded! \m/ This dude is pretty fucking funny.
Not having a tattoo is like having a Ferrari, but it still has a factory paint job and he is too big of a pussy to drive it because it might get paint chips. Fuck that, I'd rather dump the clutch and hammer on it and enjoy the ride. Fuck people who say "we'll see how good it looks when you're 60" They won't be winning any beauty contests either at that age, and at least I didnt spend my life being a indecisive boring twat waffle.
i just know places like speedway/superamerica's wont hire you if you have anything from the elbow down....and if you get something while you already work there you have to wear long sleeves every day
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why you gotta do me like that dogg?
Left wrist:
"Watch the weather change..."
Right wrist:
"...learn to swim"
Personal translation: Adaptation. Shit happens, make the most of it.