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***Official Movies Thread*** (NSFW)

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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,778 spicy boy
    Me too. 

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  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

    Going double feature next week. Buddy of mine works at the theater so I'm going to see Guardians of the Galaxy and the New Turtles for free! \m/ 

  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker

    You'd have to pay me to see that

  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,778 spicy boy
    Guardians is going to AMAZING. Its getting great reviews.

    New TMNT is gonna suck nutsack.

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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,310 mod

    guardians was fucking amazing



  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Nah. Turtles looks like it has potential. I think it will be good. Can't be any worse than Next Mutation. Only thing they fucked up on was Megan Fox as April. Other than that, looks solid. 

  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,778 spicy boy
    DrDimebag said:
    Nah. Turtles looks like it has potential. I think it will be good. Can't be any worse than Next Mutation. Only thing they fucked up on was Megan Fox as April. Other than that, looks solid. 

    It looks horrible. Maybe its cuz Im a huge TMNT fan as it is. But I couldnt be less excited for it if I tried. Horrible casting. Horrible character models. Horrible Transformer Shredder. Horrible Foot Clan being terrorists, not ninjas. Just ugh.

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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,670 spicy boy

    foot clan are terrorists =))  I'll probably see it after it's out on video just cause turtles 

  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,778 spicy boy
    Yea man wtf. They use guns and explosives and shit. Dont even dress like ninjas. 

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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,778 spicy boy
    I MAY check it out once it hits video too, but Im not paying money for it [-( 

    especially when I can spend money on a cartoon and comic that rules.

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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy

    Dammit

    Maybe the next reboot will get it right

  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

    All these people bitchin about character model. How the fuck is a giant mutant ninja turtle supposed to look? Shit is tough to CGI lol and I wouldn't pay money for it either. I'm seeing it for free. Most I'd pay is $5 for a before noon showing. 

  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,666 master of ceremonies

    GOTG tonight \m/ My body is ready. 

  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
    DrDimebag said:

    All these people bitchin about character model. How the fuck is a giant mutant ninja turtle supposed to look? Shit is tough to CGI lol and I wouldn't pay money for it either. I'm seeing it for free. Most I'd pay is $5 for a before noon showing. 

    2 things:

    Noses

    Full-head bandanas

    Kevin Eastman said in an interview that he was particularly miffed about the noses. He says they made a conscious decision when they created the turtles not to have them to help remind the audience that they were mutated animals.

    The full-head bandanas are just too reminiscent of the awful late 90s tv show with the girl turtle. 

    It also doesn't help that they're fucking huge. In the old stories, the turtles could typically wear a trench coat and hat and mix in with human crowds. They look like they're about 8 ft tall in this movie

  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,778 spicy boy
    They're fucking 8 foot roid jacked too. 

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  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,666 master of ceremonies
    Happy he didn't cancel it after what happened.


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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker

    Damn looks sick

    What happened 

  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,778 spicy boy

    Happy he didn't cancel it after what happened.


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    First time I saw this pic, thought it was Lord Vader's lightsaber. 

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  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

    Damn looks sick

    What happened 

    Someone leaked the script online so he said he wasnt gonna make it

  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    SATAN said:
    DrDimebag said:

    All these people bitchin about character model. How the fuck is a giant mutant ninja turtle supposed to look? Shit is tough to CGI lol and I wouldn't pay money for it either. I'm seeing it for free. Most I'd pay is $5 for a before noon showing. 

    2 things:

    Noses

    Full-head bandanas

    Kevin Eastman said in an interview that he was particularly miffed about the noses. He says they made a conscious decision when they created the turtles not to have them to help remind the audience that they were mutated animals.

    The full-head bandanas are just too reminiscent of the awful late 90s tv show with the girl turtle. 

    It also doesn't help that they're fucking huge. In the old stories, the turtles could typically wear a trench coat and hat and mix in with human crowds. They look like they're about 8 ft tall in this movie

    I recall man, I've seen all the old shit. I just hate when a reboot or something comes out for an older show or a classic "nostalgia" show and everyone shits all over it before even giving it a chance. I can almost guarantee just by the trailers it won't be as bad as Next Mutation (the one with the chick turtle). 

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