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Rex_Capone420

Until this year it was legal

Rex_Capone420

Oh wait no runner on first that's a balk

FLAT

yeah thats what i fucking called and this nigga that claimed to play pro ball was like oh no it isn't a balk unless there is a runner on first and went and talked to the coach and was like yeah its not a balk they called me over i yaominged yelled balk, runner came home and we continued i was like fukkov. then he asked the tourny director and was like yeah its not a balk unless there was a runner on first. gtfo outta here bitches i was stoned and made this call.

Rex_Capone420

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FLAT

shit was so dumb

SATAN

I umpired a game once

That shit sucked

FLAT

it gets easy

1D_for_life

I would have fallen asleep

SATAN

I just remember there was a close call at 3rd. I called the kid out. He started crying, the parents started shouting at me. I was like "fuck this" and bailed

FLAT

i dont really get flak anymore

SATAN

People get a little over zealous about youth sports down here

FLAT

its everywhere im just good >-

1D_for_life

baseball parents are terrible

FLAT

The ones i hate are the ones that sit behind the plate and yell shit to the batter about my call

I call strike - oh nice eye that wasnt yours wait for a strike

I call a ball - COME ON THROW IT RIGHT THERE AGAIN!

FLAT

Its because they can scrutinize every call before there is more action.

1D_for_life

<_>

I'm glad I have never been a referee or anything.

FLAT

How dumb you gotta be. If i call it a ball and you throw it there again itll still be a ball

Rex_Capone420

Yeah reffing is a bitch that's why it pays so good

Chicken_Fucker

I have an offer to be a football ref this fall for High School games. It pays pretty well. Haven't decided whether to do it or not.

Rex_Capone420

Do it...it's fun...there is just a learning curve