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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    I don't think so
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i forgot, is she pregnant? if so, it probably hurts even more with the extra weight
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
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    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,700 master of ceremonies
    How long she have to stay in bed?

    You get to give her a sponge bath now :>
  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i keep getting signed out of this place ~X(
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    She has a boot. No bed rest
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers

    I'm wearing one month contacts for idk how long now. And I don't have 70 bucks to spend on that right now. I didn't know two week contacts existed. I just knew of the one day, one month and the kind you don't have to take out for a month/ok to sleep in.

    Yeah, my two week contacts are 23 dollars for 6 lenses. The doctor said I could stretch them to 3 weeks with no real harm, but to absolutely toss after three weeks. Im going to take her advise as I saw the effects of wearing two week contacts for 3+ months. Also... i didnt ever really clean them at night, and she got on me about that too.

    but yeah, I get not having the money for glasses, but you really should save up and look into it. I mean assuming that not going blind is something you want to avoid.
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    How could you not really clean them every night? @-)
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,386 mod
    Just realized that I need to be put on antidepressants.


  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    its not a bad thing
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  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers

    Your woman is slacking on her toenail polish says Captain Obvious.

    she's pregnant, i'm sure reaching her feet are the last of her concerns.
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    dont be a white knight simp, Mon
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  • RAZORRAZOR Posts: 7,664 jayfacer
    Waiting till last minute to work on my boyfriends anniversary gift. :-<
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    trimmin' the vag? that's all the present he needs. put a bow on it :-bd
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

    Gnomez said:

    I can't get used to tipping
    I can never figure out how much to tip and who and when
    You Muricans be crazy

    learntomath. 15 or 20% of the bill is good. i always do 20% because it's easy to calculate. just move the decimal point one spot over to the left and then double that dollar amount. if you're talking about a bar then i just leave the bartender a dollar or the coins i get when i get my change after i get my drink.
    It's more the tips for hotel staff getting your bags or your car from the garage etc I struggle with
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,178 master of ceremonies
    What I don't get is that I bust my ass way more than a fucking waiter at McDs and I don't get any stinkin tip :((
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    Xenocide said:

    What I don't get is that I bust my ass way more than a fucking waiter at McDs and I don't get any stinkin tip :((

    Lol no you fucking dont
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,178 master of ceremonies
    Yeah I'm pretty sure there's no way you can hurt yourself waiting tables

    Being the sole grill worker during a lunch rush because of shitty management is alot shittier than being the sole waiter at a restaurant.
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,178 master of ceremonies
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    Xenocide said:

    Yeah I'm pretty sure there's no way you can hurt yourself waiting tables

    Being the sole grill worker during a lunch rush because of shitty management is alot shittier than being the sole waiter at a restaurant.

    Dude, take it from someone who has been both a frycook and a waiter. Waiting when its busy just flat out sucks because its all about timing. You have to try and juggle 6 or 8 tables - greet them, take their drink order, bring their drinks, take their order, get their order to the cooks, deliver it, ask about dessert, possibly deliver dessert, and clear off the table and clean it after they leave. Not to mention checking on each table multiple times throughout this process.

    And the thing is, your performance doesnt affect your pay. If you forget to salt the fries or forget pickles in a burger, nothing happens. At worst you have to remak it. But if you forget someones side of butter or take too long bringing back someones diet coke - boom, no tip.
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