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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,685 moneytalker
    I live in a small town, I've had to deal with the cops in my area enough times that there is no being anonymous anymore. Plus there are always witnesses, cameras and facial recognition software etc. I know it can still be done, but life would just be better if one could pay for a permit to do it legally.
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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    When someone asks you a question involving making plans then doesn't respond when you answer.
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited December 2012
    Goddamnit. So, my fucking hardcore Christfag Uncle, the one I've mentioned a few times, his roommate is good friends wit my Mom, and they were talking today, and she was like "Without telling you what he got everyone, all I can tell you is that he did everyone's Christmas shopping at the Christian store this year.". Now inb4 "Selfish/spoiled little brat.", because I'm a firm believer in "It's the thought that counts." When it comes to Christmas gifts, and I could give a fuck if he only gave me $5 or some shit. But being pushy and giving me Christian shit when he knows A: I'm Agnostic, and B: I have a fucking inverted cross tatted on me, is where I have a problem. And then there's the fact that my Mom believes in God, but isn't even slightly religious, and then my Step Dad is Jewish, yet he fucks around and gets everyone Christian bullshit that nobody wants. To put some perspective to it, fitness and lifting is my life, and I spend a bulk of my money on supplements, paying for my gym membership, etc., but if I start buying niggas supplements and workout equipment and pushing my life and interests into their lives, saying "Oh, this is good for you, so I got it for you." When they have no interest and don't fucking want it, is where people would start having a problem wit it. It's a Goddamn shame too, 'cause he was a cool ass old man before he got back into this Christian shit, now he's so fucking lame. Used to swear more than even me, and now, it's pathetic how much noticeable effort he puts into not swearing and keeping a clean mouth. It's not even the matter of not swearing, it's that he's refraining from being himself, that shit's sad to me. And he's giving 20% of his monthly paycheck to the church and can't even pay for food for himself now, and frequently eats by us to keep himself fed. He literally said "It's no problem, God needs my money more than I do.". So, an all powerful divine being that has the fucking power to create an entire universe, so they say, needs your petty ass currency more than you, a single mortal man, that "God" himself created? Right. These churches fucking brainwash these motherfuckers and destroy who they once were. If there's anything that Metal was ever right about, it's Nergal when he said religion is the most murderous cult on the planet. It's literally no more than a cult in sheep's clothing that strip the motherfuckers who fall for it of their free thinking and being an actual individual human fucking being. It's literally like he's a completely new person. Shit sickens me. And it's sad, 'cause in all cases like this, they're the ONLY ones who think their life is now better, that they're a better person, etc., when it's the complete opposite. And he's one of these motherfuckers that thanks and relies on God for everything. He was talking about the Bears, and speaking of their recent losses and injuries, he said "Maybe it's just not God's will that this is their year, he has their shining moment planned out for them.". No, it's about who trains and practices the hardest and puts together the best team and gameplan. Not who the big man in the sky wants to win. Shit gets me so fucking fired up.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Also, how fucking cute that Dayna seriously took the time to go through and flag literally every single one of my posts on the last 3 pages. Pathetic ass cunt. I'd do the same, but I'm more of an adult than an actual adult. Slit your throat and soak the cut wit bleach, slut.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,077 spicy boy
    yeah with people like that i have learned the best way to handle it is to just nod and pretend your listening to them when there talking about god....and then move on with your day
  • MetalSSlayerMetalSSlayer Posts: 6,164 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I coughed and hiccuped at the same time. That shit hurt like a motherfucker.
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,094 spicy boy
    rexum420 said:

    yeah with people like that i have learned the best way to handle it is to just nod and pretend your listening to them when there talking about god....and then move on with your day

    would you like to hear of the Jehovah's Witnesses?
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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,077 spicy boy
    shut the fuck up
    and suck my dick
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,094 spicy boy
    :))
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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,970 spicy boy
    Some of the clients I meet with at work that attend those vampiric black churches run by douchebags like creflo dollar will actually have the church set up automatic pay from their bank account. It's nuts. I mean, they're being pushed to the point of bankruptcy, but they're still giving ridiculous amounts of money to church. I met a woman a month ago that had made $27k all year, and $7k had gone to a church that she ended up leaving because one of the deacons was staking her for sexual favors
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    God needs money more than he does? Wtf does any God need money for? Nothing
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    he needs it for more God Bling
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,077 spicy boy
    SATAN said:

    Some of the clients I meet with at work that attend those vampiric black churches run by douchebags like creflo dollar will actually have the church set up automatic pay from their bank account. It's nuts. I mean, they're being pushed to the point of bankruptcy, but they're still giving ridiculous amounts of money to church. I met a woman a month ago that had made $27k all year, and $7k had gone to a church that she ended up leaving because one of the deacons was staking her for sexual favors

    what a dumb ass lol no wonder she was going bankrupt...SEVEN GRAND DA FUKK!?!?

  • Magson13Magson13 Posts: 1,584 just the tip
    I have to be in two places at once next Saturday, while still missing out on a third. Meanwhile, this weekend, I have nothing to do...... Fuck you universe, why can't things be evenly spread across the many weekends, instead of piled up together?
  • That_Guy_ArloThat_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies
    Erik =D>

    That sucks hardcore though.
  • Ace_Deputy_CheezeAce_Deputy_Cheeze Posts: 14,736 jayfacer
    Got a pretty bad fever today. :-<
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  • MetalSSlayerMetalSSlayer Posts: 6,164 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I have to get up at the crack of dawn and I can't fucking sleep.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited December 2012
    Wrong thread.
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