My freshman year, my first RA told me I had to cover up my Jager band posters with tape so that they wouldn't say Jagermeister. I just laughed and never did it because she was a bitch about everything regarding the slightest bend in rules.
The funny thing is that I went through three years at my private high school with a Jager lanyard from Ozzfest 06 and they never said a word about it. Suddenly I come to the party school of the nation and get threatened for a poster? Fuck outta here.
One night back in school, i was at a friends dorm room smoked out when the campus cops showed up. We had finished smoking long before they showed up, but they just knew. Since they couldnt say anything to us directly about the pot, they cited my friend for burning a candle 8-| Anyway, it got really weird because they took me and my friend into the kitchen and took pictures of us with a polaroid camera, saying that we were banned from the facility going on. The funny part was that the kid the room belonged to was the son of a big shot at at&t. When his dad found out about the citation, he got pissed off and had his lawyer chew the school a new asshole. I ended up going to a hearing where the cops were forced to apologize to us and destroy the pics they took. Pretty boss
I was never cited for anything, even though I smoked in my bathroom freshman year every day or very close to. Guess I just got lucky. My second roommate wasn't so lucky, however.
He got kicked out of our room by the Housing Administration two weeks before our freshman year ended for peeing on the desk assistant's face.
our rules actually got more lenient this year apparently.
like really I just have to go have a meeting with my RD and it all should be ok.
even our girl rule is more lenient. In years prior you had to check in the girl at the front desk, give them and ID and all that, mark your room that a girl is in the room, and leave the door open at all times. Hours between like 12 pm -11 pm on weekdays and 12pm - 1am on weekends or something.
now you can close the door, but leave a door hanger on the door.
we smoked weed, had candles burning, had incense burning all 24/ 7... beer cans everywhere posters everywhere..we blasted music all hours of the night.. had people over and parties during ' quiet hours' and grew weed in the closets.. fukk the police
I wasn't there when it happened, but I was getting out of class one day when my roommate called. He asked if I wanted to go with his/our friends to get some lunch at Hassyampa (where we lived). So I start walking back to our dorm, which was way on the opposite side of campus, so it took a good twenty minutes. When I get there, he isn't there. So I ask my suitemate Matt where he went. He doesn't know. So I put my stuff down and get on my computer.
He comes in five minutes later and rolls in one of the giant red tubs that they lend the students to help move their stuff in and out. He looks at me and sort of smiles because having one of those NOT on move in or move out only means a couple things.
He looks at me and goes... "So.... yeah...... could you...uhh... help me move my stuff out?" "Yeah, dude..... what's going on?" "I..uh...... I sort of got drunk the other night." "And?" "And I pulled my pants down at the front desk and pissed into the desk assistant chick's face." "Oh." "Yeah." "Ok." "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh......................"
i lost meh credit card or it was stolen someone charged 420 bux on it before i caught it and deactivated it... then the fukkin cops argued with me about Juristiction i had to threaten going to the News Media fer emz to take action ~X(
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d99d um serious i called meh local sharrifz office theyz said i needed to call the county i last saw the credit card in, then that county said i need to call my home county, call em back they refer me to the city where the fukkin card was used i went there and argued wif dood till he took my fukkin statement b-(
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we smoked weed, had candles burning, had incense burning all 24/ 7... beer cans everywhere posters everywhere..we blasted music all hours of the night.. had people over and parties during ' quiet hours' and grew weed in the closets.. fukk the police
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The funny thing is that I went through three years at my private high school with a Jager lanyard from Ozzfest 06 and they never said a word about it. Suddenly I come to the party school of the nation and get threatened for a poster? Fuck outta here.
I was never cited for anything, even though I smoked in my bathroom freshman year every day or very close to. Guess I just got lucky. My second roommate wasn't so lucky, however.
He got kicked out of our room by the Housing Administration two weeks before our freshman year ended for peeing on the desk assistant's face.
like really I just have to go have a meeting with my RD and it all should be ok.
even our girl rule is more lenient. In years prior you had to check in the girl at the front desk, give them and ID and all that, mark your room that a girl is in the room, and leave the door open at all times. Hours between like 12 pm -11 pm on weekdays and 12pm - 1am on weekends or something.
now you can close the door, but leave a door hanger on the door.
if your caught having sex you have to pay like a $50 fee or something like that.
He comes in five minutes later and rolls in one of the giant red tubs that they lend the students to help move their stuff in and out. He looks at me and sort of smiles because having one of those NOT on move in or move out only means a couple things.
He looks at me and goes... "So.... yeah...... could you...uhh... help me move my stuff out?"
"Yeah, dude..... what's going on?"
"I..uh...... I sort of got drunk the other night."
"And?"
"And I pulled my pants down at the front desk and pissed into the desk assistant chick's face."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"Ok."
"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh......................"
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>$420 used
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You did it, silly.
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