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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers


    I have game, just that I'm also smart and know how to not make myself look desperate. That shit just looks sad in front of a line full of customers behind me. It's not a matter of being in front of people, for instance, I asked out bitches in school in front of everyone at lunch, in the hall, etc., and that's no issue for me. It's just the individual setting in this case made it just not a good idea. But bet your ass Im'ma go in there like a fucking champion when I make my move.
    :)) =)) :)) =)) bwhahaha... Yeah that's game hahahaha. So what's it going to be next time? "i uhhhh couldnt ask her out cause I stubbed my toe and you can't have game with a stubbed toe".

    ib4 - "nigga. U WaCk as fuck. I have mad game N spit mad fly words. hop off da dik nigga"
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    You're really pathetic. Just please slide off the tip finally, it's really pathetic that you have nothing better to do with your life. Old piece of shit. Sorry I didn't spit game in a situation that would've just made me look like a huge dickhead to everyone in the store, doesn't mean I don't have game, just that the timing wasn't right. Im'ma go in like the fucking Clit Commander when I go back.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Bullshit excuse is Bullshit. Swag dudes with game would have worked with the situation. She comments on the game you are buying and you dont take that as an opportunity to make a move? Pa-lease. You chickened out and dont have as much game as you think you do. You should at least admit that, but no.... you're mr e-tuff gangster rapper. Perhaps you should write a rap about how fly you were and how much she wanted your dick.

    Do I think you will build up enough courage to go back and ask her out? Sure... most dudes have that much game at least. It's not like game is a you either have it or you dont, it's a sliding scale. You have the sort of game where you need to work yourself up to make a move. Aint nothing wrong with that. But the real alpha males that are really swag, pick up chicks like that no matter the audience or no matter the situation.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited June 2012
    Bullshit excuse is Bullshit. Swag dudes with game would have worked with the situation. She comments on the game you are buying and you dont take that as an opportunity to make a move? Pa-lease. You chickened out and dont have as much game as you think you do. You should at least admit that, but no.... you're mr e-tuff gangster rapper. Perhaps you should write a rap about how fly you were and how much she wanted your dick.

    Do I think you will build up enough courage to go back and ask her out? Sure... most dudes have that much game at least. It's not like game is a you either have it or you dont, it's a sliding scale. You have the sort of game where you need to work yourself up to make a move. Aint nothing wrong with that. But the real alpha males that are really swag, pick up chicks like that no matter the audience or no matter the situation.

    Why don't you just give up? You make yourself look so pathetic it's not even funny. And she wasn't the one ringing me up. I didn't pussy out for shit, pussying out is "Shit, I really wanna talk to her, but don't know how or if I can.", I'm going in, 100% sure, no fucking doubt. I just didn't wanna look like a class A dickhead, I realize you would, since the shoe fits you so perfectly, but I'd rather be patient and do it in the perfect way.

    And quit calling me "gangster", you literally look ludicrously retarded doing so.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    And there's no courage to be built up, there's absolutely no fucking hesitation with this, and I would've went in right then and there if the situation wasn't like it was.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    keep telling yourself that little fella.
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    dear god thats funny
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Pretty proud of my son today... the results of last nights final playoff game

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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    Awesome! My sister's softball team won the championship too. She's at softball camp right now.
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited June 2012
    The thing that I love the most, is this is the first season where he actually got into the game. Wanted to throw the ball around with me at home, work on pitching, and his hitting. Lots of fun... And this was also the first year where he wasnt right field OR bench. He ended up being the teams second best pitcher, played first base if he wasnt pitching, and occasionally was catcher. He was also selected to one of 3 tournament teams that goes on to face little leagues in other local counties. Pretty awesome :D
  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    Very nice. Very nice indeed.
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Officially back in the 220's, feels pre'good. But then I still feel fat as all hell, just gotta keep on climbin' down.
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  • BlindGuardian93BlindGuardian93 Posts: 4,988 jayfacer
    Tonya is making Mac n Cheese with bacon :D
    I've been lost in endless seas My heart died long ago I curse my failures as I fall from you
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,889 spicy boy
    The thing that I love the most, is this is the first season where he actually got into the game. Wanted to throw the ball around with me at home, work on pitching, and his hitting. Lots of fun... And this was also the first year where he wasnt right field OR bench. He ended up being the teams second best pitcher, played first base if he wasnt pitching, and occasionally was catcher. He was also selected to one of 3 tournament teams that goes on to face little leagues in other local counties. Pretty awesome :D
    when I was in all stars my team was two wins away from the LLWS :(
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,970 spicy boy
    i left work early yesterday, but the hr girl has a crush on me and adjusted my timecard to say i was there all day <:-P
  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i left work early yesterday, but the hr girl has a crush on me and adjusted my timecard to say i was there all day <:-P </p>
    bang her
  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,696 master of ceremonies
    i left work early yesterday, but the hr girl has a crush on me and adjusted my timecard to say i was there all day <:-P </p>
    bang her
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,970 spicy boy
    i left work early yesterday, but the hr girl has a crush on me and adjusted my timecard to say i was there all day <:-P </p>
    bang her
    she's not my type. i'm about to donate some sperm to a little black chick i work with though :>
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