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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I'll laugh when he walks in and she isn't even working that day :)
    It's called going back another day. <_> I wanna try and catch her working alone, if possible. She's too bad. I'm on a mission.
  • streetsstreets Posts: 3,351 just the tip
    I'll laugh when she says she doesn't date wannabe black people
    fixed for ya there bud.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I'll laugh when she says she doesn't date wannabe black people
    fixed for ya there bud.
    Least I have a chance. She'd simply laugh in your fatass face.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Oh my fucking God. I just saw one of the baddest bitches alive at EB Games. She works there, must be new. Had on this tight, short, pink dress, showing her fucking Godlike thighs and shit. Not sure why she was dressed like that at work, but I ain't complaining at all. Everything was fucking perfect, her body was looking too right, and DAT ASS. Shit was driving a nigga nuts just looking at her. I must have her. Couldn't keep my eyes off her. You ever see a bitch where she's so bad, you just have no hesitation in mind, and the thought of rejection doesn't even cross your mind, 'cause you just gotta man up and spring into action? Yep. I'm going back tomorrow, gonna spit some game and straight up tell her she's looking too right and if she wants to catch a movie or some shit. No fucking fear with this one, I gotta make a move, she's too bad to pass up.
    I have this mental picture of you Erik looking like Scooby Doo with your Tongue hanging out of your head perving at her

    Lol nah. But seriously doe, it was hard to look away. May have been one of the top 10 baddest bitches I've ever seen in my life, period. Fuck, I wanted her right there. I think she was feeling me too, 'cause she kept looking at me, and we made dat eye contact and she gave me that flirty ass half smile. I'm going in for the kill.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    She's 18, 'cause I preordered Kingdom Hearts, and she was like "Aww I love Kingdom Hearts, been playing it since the very first game, can't wait for that one.", and the black guy that rang me up was like "Shut up, that was 10 years ago, you were still in diapers.......of course, I don't know why you were in diapers at 8 years old, and I don't even wanna know.......".

    So, challenge fucking accepted. Last bitch that sucked my dick was 18 anyways, not too hard to do.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    she was probably thinking "who the fuck is this creepshow that won't stop staring at me" :))
    Nah son. She only caught me looking at her once lol.

  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    Not necessarily. As long as he shows that swagger and makes her laugh he'll be good. The 18 thing might be a problem though. Some chicks just straight dont fuck with that.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    you didn't spit any game at the store? you had to come home and plot...that isn't creepy lol. you walked away from your best shot.

    Nah boi, and like I said, I'd rather catch her alone if possible, and the store was busy, there was like 5 other customers behind me, not exactly good timing.
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    Catch her alone












    Stalker alert!!!!
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Lol how cute, faggots flagging all of my posts now. Niggas seem upset. How bitchmade.
    Catch her alone












    Stalker alert!!!!
    And then we make dat porno on the counter using the security cameras.
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    Awwww Yeahhhhh \m/
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Damn shame that these niggas boxed it out and now hate eachother, just heard this for the first time, this shit's too dope.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_651646&src_vid=EfGOqrXcm_Y&v=wJ0lAXMQ4zo&feature=iv
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    you didn't spit any game at the store? you had to come home and plot...that isn't creepy lol. you walked away from your best shot.

    Nah boi, and like I said, I'd rather catch her alone if possible, and the store was busy, there was like 5 other customers behind me, not exactly good timing.
    wut a bitchmadepussaez fukkin has no ballz ... make her laugh ask her out fer ice creamz 8-|


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    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Been writing for a good almost 5 hours, just finished up. That felt great, was one of those times I just had to write as a sort of therapy to clear my mid, and as usual, it worked perfectly. Was for a track for the mixtape, turned out really poetic and descriptive, which I'm really happy about, as that's a writing style that I've been tryna nail for a while, but it never turned out right, but it did this time, and I'm extremely happy with it. One of the more emotional tracks on the mixtape.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Oh my fucking God. I just saw one of the baddest bitches alive at EB Games. She works there, must be new. Had on this tight, short, pink dress, showing her fucking Godlike thighs and shit. Not sure why she was dressed like that at work, but I ain't complaining at all. Everything was fucking perfect, her body was looking too right, and DAT ASS. Shit was driving a nigga nuts just looking at her. I must have her. Couldn't keep my eyes off her. You ever see a bitch where she's so bad, you just have no hesitation in mind, and the thought of rejection doesn't even cross your mind, 'cause you just gotta man up and spring into action? Yep. I'm going back tomorrow, gonna spit some game and straight up tell her she's looking too right and if she wants to catch a movie or some shit. No fucking fear with this one, I gotta make a move, she's too bad to pass up.
    All talk, no game. If you were really as swag as you think you are, you would have man'd up and made the move right then and there. Aint nothing to see here folks... move along....... Unless one of you wants to youtube the rejection, that'd be funny as fuck!
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Stay salty wake stay salty
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited June 2012
    Oh my fucking God. I just saw one of the baddest bitches alive at EB Games. She works there, must be new. Had on this tight, short, pink dress, showing her fucking Godlike thighs and shit. Not sure why she was dressed like that at work, but I ain't complaining at all. Everything was fucking perfect, her body was looking too right, and DAT ASS. Shit was driving a nigga nuts just looking at her. I must have her. Couldn't keep my eyes off her. You ever see a bitch where she's so bad, you just have no hesitation in mind, and the thought of rejection doesn't even cross your mind, 'cause you just gotta man up and spring into action? Yep. I'm going back tomorrow, gonna spit some game and straight up tell her she's looking too right and if she wants to catch a movie or some shit. No fucking fear with this one, I gotta make a move, she's too bad to pass up.
    All talk, no game. If you were really as swag as you think you are, you would have man'd up and made the move right then and there. Aint nothing to see here folks... move along....... Unless one of you wants to youtube the rejection, that'd be funny as fuck!
    Lol, old fuck still salty and obsessed. How sad. Like I said, there were like 5 customers behind me, timing wasn't right at all. Believe me, I would've been on my A game, had I been the only customer in there.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited June 2012
    No salty here. That's just a bullshit excuse bitches with no game use for not picking up a hottie. I would have had her number even if there was 20 people in line. People with game don't need to work up the courage or have the person alone to find their game. You Erik, have no game.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    No salty here. That's just a bullshit excuse bitches with no game use for not picking up a hottie. I would have had her number even if there was 20 people in line. People with game don't need to work up the courage or have the person alone to find their game. You Erik, have no game.
    Ahaha old fuck just mad 'cause he's tied down like a bitch 'cause of marriage, and even if single, could no longer spit game to the actual bad bitches, aka the young ones, without getting police involved.

    I have game, just that I'm also smart and know how to not make myself look desperate. That shit just looks sad in front of a line full of customers behind me. It's not a matter of being in front of people, for instance, I asked out bitches in school in front of everyone at lunch, in the hall, etc., and that's no issue for me. It's just the individual setting in this case made it just not a good idea. But bet your ass Im'ma go in there like a fucking champion when I make my move.
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