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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,055 spicy boy
    You know you're old when you gotta get an app to track how often and what kind of shit you take. 
  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,553 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Take one of these. It’ll solve all your problems. 


  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,881 spicy boy
    Hey we need to give you a cat scan even though we already know what’s wrong with you so that’ll be 3 grand. I’ll just go find pain pills on the street so I have them. Morphine didn’t do shit doe lol
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,055 spicy boy
    My cat scan only.cost me 1k, but i have insurance. 
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,055 spicy boy
    Lmao. Only 1k. I'll just see myself out and kms
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,055 spicy boy
    edited April 1
    There was a former FBI undercover on joe rogan and he talked briefly about how the cartel had a midget with big ole dick and they would have him rape people lmao. 

    How cruel is that. Getting raped by a tiny person with a giant hog lmaoo

    I have a sadistic sense of humor because I am howling. 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,085 spicy boy
    Asked my old-job-now-side-job-studio-boss if I can I can add another day to my work week. So it will be 3 days of 8am to midnight work. Going to try it for a few months. 
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,684 moneytalker
    Wife wanted me to get the bathroom light/fan hooked up in the basement bathroom. Up till now, it has only had a light above the vanity. So far I’ve pulled out a dead light fixture, ran a new power wire over by the freezer to hook up a light, installed a new fixture over my work bench, changed the kitchen light, and added 4 flush mount accent lights to the bathroom, and disconnected 2 other basement lights to put them on individual switches. Went through two stacks of 2x4’s and 4 sheets of drywall. 3 different colors of paint and a bucket of drywall mud got involved. 

    The bath fan/light still isn’t hooked up yet lmao. 
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,055 spicy boy
    Electrical scares the shit out of me. 

    Luckily my daughters friend lives a few houses down, and her dad is an electrician. He's helped me and said any time i need anything to just give him a call. 
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,684 moneytalker
    My father in law was an electric technician at a paper mill and he is retired. He’s the type of guy that reads building codes for fun. His hands tremble pretty bad now so he can’t do a lot himself anymore but I have him “check all my homework” on all the things I think I know how to do. More complicated stuff he will come over for and give me step by step directions for. He also made sure all my plumbing was correct when I was doing that as well. I only got zapped once during this whole process and that was my wife’s fault lol. She came in the room and flipped a light switch on out of reflex because all the lights were off in the room, and it was the switch for the wire that I was working on. I cut the wire and got zapped, made some sparks, and popped the circuit breaker. Not a big deal but now I get to tease her about it forever so it was worth it. It did kinda fuck up my wiring pliers though. 
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,055 spicy boy
    Im selling insurance in PA now, and that includes Philly lol. 

    Part of me is a little worried that im going to get George as a lead one day. What was that dudes last name?
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,881 spicy boy
    Was umpiring 8 year olds so the strike zone was huge anyway but this last dude had the last name stein and I rung him up on some ball in the dirt lmaooooo
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,684 moneytalker
    Wife has now sold about $100 worth of 3D printed stuff. It just went to purchase more rolls of filament, so it’s not real profit yet, but we are building up how many filament colors we have so we can print a wider variety of stuff and building up an inventory of stuff to sell. She’s got a plastic three drawer bin filling up with a variety of stuff. Those were early sales that just kind of happened too, she hasn’t really tried selling anything yet. Just showing people cool shit we printed and they have offered to purchase them. We are still looking for spots where we may be able to set up a craft fair booth or something. She brought two hype chains to my nieces basketball game just wearing one and one for the niece to wear and those both insta sold. Pretty sure those will sell all day long at baseball and soccer games as well and the kids like selling them so we don’t even have to put that work in lol. There is also an upcoming reptile show so we may look into printing a bunch of snakes and turtles and the like and setting up a table there, but that shit is coming up quick. I’m also currently printing a 2 ft tall coin bank that I realized the bucket for it was large enough to fit on my head, meaning I could also print full sized cosplay masks and helmets to sell at conventions and the like, no assembly required. Files are already available for free to make full sets of clone, storm trooper, or Mando suits if I wanna go that route. 
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,055 spicy boy
    IRS: You owe us money. It's called taxes.
    Me: How much?
    IRS: You'll figure it out.
    Me: I just pay what I think is right?
    IRS: Nope. We know exactly how much. But you have to guess.
    Me: What if I'm wrong?
    IRS: Fees. Maybe jail. We'll see.
  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,553 destroyer of motherfuckers
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,055 spicy boy
    I don't even know what fastback post i copied and pasted that from. Just found it pretty spot on lmao 
  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,553 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Those Arabs aren’t gonna bomb themselves. Pay up. 
  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,553 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Actually they might. Just not as good as we be doing it. 
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