Had the weirdest fucking dream Ive had in a very long time
Give us a clue. ...did it involve. ..
1. Waking up to a wet and sticky mess 2. Hot Young Asian chicks wearing skimpy cos play costumes 3. Semi naked fat blokes in rubber gimp suits and whips
Had the weirdest fucking dream Ive had in a very long time
Give us a clue. ...did it involve. ..
1. Waking up to a wet and sticky mess 2. Hot Young Asian chicks wearing skimpy cos play costumes 3. Semi naked fat blokes in rubber gimp suits and whips
I'll give a summary when I get home
Alright, true story. this is what I dreamed, no bullshit.
It started where I was in some weird building. I went up an elevator, turned a corner and entered a room. The room was laid out like my room at home, but was different color. There were a bunch of lofted beds throughout the room. I climbed up to one and fell asleep. Woke up with some chick clinging to my weenie, and was weirded out and I left. I went back down the elevator, and it exited into this weird city thing under a dome.
I went down some hallway, and ran into Mrs. McFuck, and she was like "long time no see", and Im like "yea, its been like a year", and she was like "what are you up to", me: "im assigned to the mines", her: "oh bummer", me: "yea, but someone has to do it."
And I leave and come to this huge cave like thing, that was connected to the city but was divided by some like subway gates. There was a huge crowd joined there. I pushed my way through the crowd into the cave, and was met by a bunch of dudes I've never met, and my ACEN group. We went far out into the cave, and were mining some minerals and ores and shit.
Then I yell "its the scissorman", and a giant building sized blue troll monster thing carrying huge scissors appears, and he catches one of the dudes in his scissors. The dude yells "help me", before the troll-thing slices the dude in half, and eats him. The rest of us run. The thing is chasing us, eating who he can catch. We run back to the beginning of the cave, through the crowd, and out of the weird city dome building thing. The troll is eating people. And my ACEN group and I run into an abandoned sky scraper. We turned on the news, and this news reporter is reporting the incident and that nothing can stop the troll, and humanity is doomed, and people are getting killed and eaten all over the place.
We then turned off all the lights and TVs, and hid in this skyscraper building, hiding under tables and couches, avoiding being seen through the window, occasionally glancing out to see the monster eating people, and causing havoc.
Couple in-dream days pass, and suddenly a huge eye appears through our window. I get up for whatever reason. And the troll says "I want that one", and I run out and into a hall, and hide in some weird closet thing, occasionally peeking out to see that the troll is looking for me.
Had the weirdest fucking dream Ive had in a very long time
Give us a clue. ...did it involve. ..
1. Waking up to a wet and sticky mess 2. Hot Young Asian chicks wearing skimpy cos play costumes 3. Semi naked fat blokes in rubber gimp suits and whips
I'll give a summary when I get home
Alright, true story. this is what I dreamed, no bullshit.
It started where I was in some weird building. I went up an elevator, turned a corner and entered a room. The room was laid out like my room at home, but was different color. There were a bunch of lofted beds throughout the room. I climbed up to one and fell asleep. Woke up with some chick clinging to my weenie, and
Mrs. McFuck, and she was like "long time no see", and Im like "yea, its been like a year", and she was like you up me ass me: "yea, but someone has to do it."
And I leave and come to this huge cave like thing, that was connected. I pushed my way through into the cave,.
I run out and into a hall, and hide in some weird closet thing, occasionally peeking out to see that the troll is looking for me. We turned on the news, and this news reporter is reporting the incident
So my "girl" or whatever the fuck we were ended it today. I ain't even mad. I'm jus surprised how relieved I am to be able to hit up hoes guilt free again. ) Fuck I've become a dog lmao.
have one drink for courage, keep eye contact, and without slouching your shoulders, tell her you have a handsome 401k going and if she wont suck your balls youll leave her lifeless body in the chatenooga tributary
Ayo @Dime i want your opinion on something. I ended up photographing the Hatebreed tour last night. I enjoyed HB and DYK's sets decently enough, but for some reason DD set didnt sit right. Dez sounded as he always does, but idk about you, but i thought his new backing lineup was awful. John Boeklin and Jeff Kendrick were a huge part of their sound, especially John. And i feel like there's no real groove there with the new lineup. It was incredibly mediocre and bland in comparison. Curious to what you thought about it.
have one drink for courage, keep eye contact, and without slouching your shoulders, tell her you have a handsome 401k going and if she wont suck your balls youll leave her lifeless body in the chatenooga tributary
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It started where I was in some weird building. I went up an elevator, turned a corner and entered a room. The room was laid out like my room at home, but was different color. There were a bunch of lofted beds throughout the room. I climbed up to one and fell asleep. Woke up with some chick clinging to my weenie, and was weirded out and I left. I went back down the elevator, and it exited into this weird city thing under a dome.
I went down some hallway, and ran into Mrs. McFuck, and she was like "long time no see", and Im like "yea, its been like a year", and she was like "what are you up to", me: "im assigned to the mines", her: "oh bummer", me: "yea, but someone has to do it."
And I leave and come to this huge cave like thing, that was connected to the city but was divided by some like subway gates. There was a huge crowd joined there. I pushed my way through the crowd into the cave, and was met by a bunch of dudes I've never met, and my ACEN group. We went far out into the cave, and were mining some minerals and ores and shit.
Then I yell "its the scissorman", and a giant building sized blue troll monster thing carrying huge scissors appears, and he catches one of the dudes in his scissors. The dude yells "help me", before the troll-thing slices the dude in half, and eats him. The rest of us run. The thing is chasing us, eating who he can catch. We run back to the beginning of the cave, through the crowd, and out of the weird city dome building thing. The troll is eating people. And my ACEN group and I run into an abandoned sky scraper. We turned on the news, and this news reporter is reporting the incident and that nothing can stop the troll, and humanity is doomed, and people are getting killed and eaten all over the place.
We then turned off all the lights and TVs, and hid in this skyscraper building, hiding under tables and couches, avoiding being seen through the window, occasionally glancing out to see the monster eating people, and causing havoc.
Couple in-dream days pass, and suddenly a huge eye appears through our window. I get up for whatever reason. And the troll says "I want that one", and I run out and into a hall, and hide in some weird closet thing, occasionally peeking out to see that the troll is looking for me.
Then I woke up.
Weirdest fucking thing ever.
art of dying.