Working security. There is way to much jail bait here. I'm checking bags at half mast. Didn't realize how much a cute Irish accent turned me on either. makes it that much worse since I'm working Irish Fest. These chicks could probably slip past me with a gun at this point .
It's a sweet gig. $17 an hour. Plus it's nice letting people slip by with weed. The cops gave us a speech about confiscating it and I'm like nah. You wanna confiscate it, you check this shit. I'm not getting someone arrested for that. Haven't seen over a dub anyway and Oak Forest cops are dicks. Not getting someone a big ass fine or jail for a dub or less.
I was going to say something then I thought about how dope it would be to get paid to wear a cape with my security uniform. I think I'm going to pitch security capes to the higher ups
I'm dyin right now. Drunk as shit makin a sandwich in the kitchen. Ma wakes up, comes in the kitchen, says "Don't touch my salami.", and goes straight back to bed. )))))))
Had the weirdest fucking dream Ive had in a very long time
Give us a clue. ...did it involve. ..
1. Waking up to a wet and sticky mess 2. Hot Young Asian chicks wearing skimpy cos play costumes 3. Semi naked fat blokes in rubber gimp suits and whips
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Give us a clue. ...did it involve. ..
1. Waking up to a wet and sticky mess
2. Hot Young Asian chicks wearing skimpy cos play costumes
3. Semi naked fat blokes in rubber gimp suits and whips