YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FLOATS MY BOAT

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• LiveFreeDie Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers

  October 2014

  Got a job offer at Best Buy. Fuck yeah!

  Death is not the worst of evils. You can't be down, when you're always high.

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• Episode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

  October 2014

  When the baddest female you know suddenly "matches" wit you on Tinder. Green light.

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• Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,038 spicy boy

  October 2014

  I can be such a pervert sometimes 
  
  
  
  
  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iunJSHq0_Ac
  
  
  
  
  
  holy shit dead 
  
  ) ) ) ) )
  
  
  
  

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• FLAT Posts: 60,874 spicy boy

  October 2014

  >dab
  >go for cruise
  >wooden shjips
  >zone out too hard 

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• MetalCoresades Posts: 58,081 spicy boy

  October 2014

  

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  Do You Like Hurting Other People?

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• Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

  October 2014

  Went in and crushed by job interview \m/ hoping to land it. Much closer to home. 

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• OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

  October 2014

  http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/weird/2014/10/20/drunk-woman-jail-bar/17613243/
  
  holy shit ) ) ) )
  
  
  

  I love winning with women

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• FLAT Posts: 60,874 spicy boy

  October 2014

  >dui
  >news worthy
  
  surprised they weren't spreading fear with Ebola on that time slot. 

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• SATAN Posts: 25,967 spicy boy

  October 2014

  For those of you not lucky enough to be my fb friend...
  
  http://youtu.be/7-NOZU2iPA8
  
  1:40-1:55 is specifically awesome

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• OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

  October 2014

  once I tried to run and once I tried to hide
  jesus came and found me and touched me right inside ) ) )

  I love winning with women

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• LiveFreeDie Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers

  October 2014

  iPhone 6 jailbreak is almost upon us.

  Death is not the worst of evils. You can't be down, when you're always high.

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• mrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker

  October 2014

  I ordered a couple of 6's. AT&T has me waiting over a month for them. Whatever I'll wait not that big of a deal but its surprising they would be this under prepared. 

  You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!

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• Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,038 spicy boy

  October 2014

  Little Africa boys can only pull so many of those crystals out of the ground each day. 
  
  Little asian boys can make the phones fast, but not without the phones crystals. 

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• mrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker

  October 2014

  Those little shits need to work harder. 

  You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!

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• SATAN Posts: 25,967 spicy boy

  October 2014

  Stuck it in 3 different holes this morning

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• Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,038 spicy boy

  October 2014

  I see your pumpkin you carved is getting quite the workout 

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• SATAN Posts: 25,967 spicy boy

  October 2014

  Usually people go with the golf joke

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• Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

  October 2014

  SATAN said:

  For those of you not lucky enough to be my fb friend...
  
  http://youtu.be/7-NOZU2iPA8
  
  1:40-1:55 is specifically awesome

  Opened the link and it opened right away to the new Slipknot video. I was like "This is unusual for Satan" before I caught the tiny ass timer on the side counting down and realized it was an ad lol 

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• WakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers

  October 2014

  mrAPE said:

  I ordered a couple of 6's. AT&T has me waiting over a month for them. Whatever I'll wait not that big of a deal but its surprising they would be this under prepared. 

  Verizon had me two 64GB 6's on release day. \m/ It's a great phone
  

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• Number1RamsFan Posts: 9,542 destroyer of motherfuckers

  October 2014 edited October 2014

  Finally done with this fucking paper \m/ Boutta take the fattest dab ever.

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