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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,950 spicy boy

    Going to Qatar is prolly the worst thing possible for FF's sex life 

  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,033 spicy boy

    SATAN said:

    Think of it the other way around:

    If you were with a girl and she jumped your bones, would you be offended?

    I dunno about offended, but creeped out yea. I dont want some girl Im not interested in all up on me. 

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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,950 spicy boy

    SATAN said:

    Think of it the other way around:

    If you were with a girl and she jumped your bones, would you be offended?

    I dunno about offended, but creeped out yea. I dont want some girl Im not interested in all up on me. 

    If you're in a situation like FF found himself in, which was pretty much being invited, I'm fairly certain "not interested" doesn't enter the equation

    You guys seem to think that if you take "being a gentleman" to the next level that it'll work for you or get you extra credit and it just doesn't work like that.

    Think of every dickhead you've ever known. Now think about how much tang those dickheads get

  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker

    girls love spontaneous it's just that simple 

  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

    Holy shit I just read the post.



    FF has officially failed as a man. Jesus Christ.

    Not even gonna argue with you, I'm a jackass. 

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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,033 spicy boy

    SATAN said:

    SATAN said:

    Think of it the other way around:

    If you were with a girl and she jumped your bones, would you be offended?

    I dunno about offended, but creeped out yea. I dont want some girl Im not interested in all up on me. 

    If you're in a situation like FF found himself in, which was pretty much being invited, I'm fairly certain "not interested" doesn't enter the equation

    You guys seem to think that if you take "being a gentleman" to the next level that it'll work for you or get you extra credit and it just doesn't work like that.

    Think of every dickhead you've ever known. Now think about how much tang those dickheads get

    I cant be a dick though. Its against who I am in every way. And im not interested in sex. Im interested in a relationship. 

    But like I said, im done trying. Its just not worth it. If things happen later, great. Im done being proactive. I just get depressed. 

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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,950 spicy boy
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,950 spicy boy

    Just to be clear: I'm not saying you should be a dickhead. I'm just saying that dickheads get laid so being some mushy "oh, no you first" type won't get you anywhere with women. The only women I've ever met that don't like guys being forward were lesbians. No bullshit. 

  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    SATAN said:

    SATAN said:

    Think of it the other way around:

    If you were with a girl and she jumped your bones, would you be offended?

    I dunno about offended, but creeped out yea. I dont want some girl Im not interested in all up on me. 

    If you're in a situation like FF found himself in, which was pretty much being invited, I'm fairly certain "not interested" doesn't enter the equation

    You guys seem to think that if you take "being a gentleman" to the next level that it'll work for you or get you extra credit and it just doesn't work like that.

    Think of every dickhead you've ever known. Now think about how much tang those dickheads get

    That wasn't exactly what I was getting at. But you're right. 


    Now that i read the last couple pages back, I'm pissed at myself. I will fully admit I don't think about shit until after the fact most of the time, which is why I'm such a fuck up half the time. I know that none of this will fix itself by me just waiting around, or by having the same mindset, In some ways I wish i was different, I just over think shit way too much.

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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,950 spicy boy

    That's why people drink. Liquid courage

  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    SATAN said:

    K


    FF?

    que

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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,950 spicy boy
    SATAN said:

    K


    FF?

    que

    Your thoughts?

  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    edited July 2014
    SATAN said:

    That's why people drink. Liquid courage

    Plus when girls drink there more likely to just go with it win win

  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

    SATAN said:

    SATAN said:

    K


    FF?

    que

    Your thoughts?

    I gave them ^^^^^^


    Like I said, I'm going to see her Friday morning, I'm not going to be overly forward, but I need to try last night again. I really want this, I just have to be careful about it. 

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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,950 spicy boy
    edited July 2014

    I wish my sister was here. She tought me most of this shit lol

  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,950 spicy boy

    SATAN said:

    SATAN said:

    K


    FF?

    que

    Your thoughts?

    I gave them ^^^^^^


    Like I said, I'm going to see her Friday morning, I'm not going to be overly forward, but I need to try last night again. I really want this, I just have to be careful about it. 

    No you don't?

    What do you have to lose by being forward? Seriously guys. This is like a mental block or something. If interest is not reciprocated, it's best to move on. Letting something like this fester into a friendzoning is what we are trying to avoid

  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,950 spicy boy

    Nah

    Eli would've won

  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    If it seems to good to be true, it is. 

    Live life as a pessimist and you'll be delighted at the good things, and not as crushed by the bad. Dont expect anything but heartbreak and if it works out, good for you.

    That advice isn't all that great. You shouldn't constantly expect everything to be a shit storm that just back you into a depressive corner. Optimism is not exactly my thing, but I wouldn't say you should constantly be pessimistic about everything. Sometimes its fun to be excited about shit even if it doesn't work out exactly the way you planned. 

  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

    I cant be a dick though. Its against who I am in every way. And im not interested in sex. Im interested in a relationship. 

    But like I said, im done trying. Its just not worth it. If things happen later, great. Im done being proactive. I just get depressed. 

    You say you're done being proactive as if you actually had been before. The way you talk it doesn't seem like you've ever even really tried. Stop expecting life to shit on you. Go out and just try, dude. Don't worry, no ones asking you to do cocaine or smoke a pound of weed or anything, but shit. 

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