My dad got his first girl pregnant when he was 15. The girls grandma made her move with her to Cali.. Then when I was like 10 or 11, my dad got a letter saying out of nowhere they were demandining child support. So..thats when my entire family met my sister for the first time.
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I laughed so hard when the radio guys made the baby noise
according to my friend, he pulls out.
but that obviously doesnt always work.
so i was like
"lol, be sure to use a condom bro"
"oh no worries, I pull out".
"yeah did u see how that worked for Josh?"
josh was the other dude
if she did, there's no doubt in my mind, the parents would bring out a triple facepalm on the situation
well as u can imagine, I have nothing left to say to our "friend" Josh.
i'm just glad he didnt get my friend pregnant
my parents would kill me if I got my girlfriend pregnant: especially my mother lol
too lazy
Ever? Like, post marraige?
My dad now has 5 kids with 3 women. SCORE.
Not quite Antonio Cromartie numbers, but still.