"I...want to propose a toast... DUUUUUUDE I cant believe you knocked her up...And..and..and now you're with her forever..Dont her tits annoy the shit out of you after awhile..Like..like not totally..but the left one is totally off shaped compared to the right one...or would the right one be off shaped to the left one? I dont know. But like..good luck man. Dont let him be a bastard child PEACE."
speaking of pregnant 17 year olds, allow me to tell you a quick story of something that happened to an ex-friend of mine.
a while back, my friend started dating this bitch who changed him and made him a complete asshole to everyone, but he was too blind to see it. Those of you may know what im talking about, when someone becomes a completely different person as a result of dating someone.
anyway, he ended up getting this chick pregnant. about a month or two before she gave birth, he realized how badly this chick had fucked him up, and he decided to break up with her after she had her baby. I felt no pity for him, but I was glad he had finally come to his senses. We werent friends by this time.
so, she had her baby, and then after the dust from that had settled, he broke up with her. after a while, he started dating one of my very best friends, and I felt good for him, because he was with a nice girl and it seemed like his life was back on track.
oh boy, ha ha, was I wrong. we were ALL wrong.
he cheated on her with the chick he got pregnant. and he got her pregant again. and he broke up with her so he could get back with that bitch.
@Santana, I'm a DJ so I understand how easy it is to get carried away when you're live on air and shit like that. I've made fun of so many of my listeners and had people call up and call me a bitch, but its all in good fun. Hell, I'd probably do something just like those DJs if I thought it would bring in listeners, even if it is fucked up.
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Oh you can bet I will.
"I...want to propose a toast... DUUUUUUDE I cant believe you knocked her up...And..and..and now you're with her forever..Dont her tits annoy the shit out of you after awhile..Like..like not totally..but the left one is totally off shaped compared to the right one...or would the right one be off shaped to the left one? I dont know. But like..good luck man. Dont let him be a bastard child PEACE."
a while back, my friend started dating this bitch who changed him and made him a complete asshole to everyone, but he was too blind to see it. Those of you may know what im talking about, when someone becomes a completely different person as a result of dating someone.
anyway, he ended up getting this chick pregnant. about a month or two before she gave birth, he realized how badly this chick had fucked him up, and he decided to break up with her after she had her baby. I felt no pity for him, but I was glad he had finally come to his senses. We werent friends by this time.
so, she had her baby, and then after the dust from that had settled, he broke up with her. after a while, he started dating one of my very best friends, and I felt good for him, because he was with a nice girl and it seemed like his life was back on track.
oh boy, ha ha, was I wrong. we were ALL wrong.
he cheated on her with the chick he got pregnant. and he got her pregant again.
and he broke up with her so he could get back with that bitch.
the dad must want to bring a 12 gauge to that mofo's house
@will: has that guy even heard of condoms?
I've had to announce a guy dumping his girlfriend once before on my show. He dedicated the song "Thanks for Nothing" by Dope to her.