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The McFuck Approach

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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    We've been together like 4 months and she's all "you're the last person Im ever gonna date. If you break up with me, Im not trying again", "If anyone is going to have your kids some day, its me", "If you stop having sex with me, Im never going to have sex again". 

    Like chill. 
    .....wait....she actually said that shot, unironically?
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy
    ... said:
    We've been together like 4 months and she's all "you're the last person Im ever gonna date. If you break up with me, Im not trying again", "If anyone is going to have your kids some day, its me", "If you stop having sex with me, Im never going to have sex again". 

    Like chill. 
    .....wait....she actually said that shot, unironically?
    Yea. 
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    You've opened the flood gates.
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy
    My friend was telling me some girls get a little nuts after sex, especially if you go too deep. I think that happened. 
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    ... said:
    That's the worst conclusion anyone has come to yet.
    Nah you should do it 
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    mrAPE said:
    ... said:
    That's the worst conclusion anyone has come to yet.
    Nah you should do it 
    Please explain to me how that would help? This has only been casual for 8 months. Not interested or ready for marriage. 
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Clearly she wants you to ask her it’s why she is acting out. 
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    mrAPE said:
    Clearly she wants you to ask her it’s why she is acting out. 
    That is the most retarded thing I've read all week. And I have a list of reasons as to why she wouldn't want that. I would want to actually date before ever thinking about that.
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Gnomez said:


    And then the cunts get cold feet and think it's all moving too fast and they want to be single 
    Fucking millenials man I tell ya 
    I genuinely cant tell if you're trolling, or just full of shit sometimes.  Definitely dont read for shit.
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    mrAPE said:
    ... said:
    mrAPE said:
    Clearly she wants you to ask her it’s why she is acting out. 
    That is the most retarded thing I've read all week. And I have a list of reasons as to why she wouldn't want that. I would want to actually date before ever thinking about that.
    I would think licking butthole would count as a date 
    Sometimes you just do things cause you want to. 
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Wife her up then 
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    edited October 2018
    I don't want to get married for a few years. Neither does she. 
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  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,666 master of ceremonies
    These last few pages...fuck =))
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