The McFuck Approach

Stoned_Catz

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I mean, yeah.

yeah youre a fhag

That_Guy_Arlo

MetalCoresades said:

Its time for nice dudes like me to stop giving selfish cunts the satisfaction of using us and friendzoning us when they are looking for cheap lays, and then crawling to us asking us to mop up their broken lives when they want to settle down. 

Its disgraceful. Maybe once all the nice guys are gone, and all they have left are douchebags and womanizers, then maybe nice guys won't seem so bad when they're young and innocent. 

MetalCoresades said:

#EliotRodgerWasRight

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

I kinds feel like we did our duty and stopped MC from going down that road. We probably saved some lives.

MetalCoresades

We did it again this morning. It was a bit better than yesterday, but still dont get why y'all think it is that great tbh 

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

You're the one who built it up to be some magical thing, and turned bitter when you couldn't get it.

Don't blame us.

SATAN

If your dick is circumcised, it can invariably affect the sensation

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

MenAreTrash said:

I think it's really funny that FF choses here of all place to vomit his feelings as if he's looking for somebody to talk to. he should know by now we're just gonna tell him to killhimself.


kill yourself ff

Rude Sebi.
How uncouth.

MetalCoresades

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi said:

You're the one who built it up to be some magical thing, and turned bitter when you couldn't get it.

Don't blame us.

Jerking off was almost better imo  

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

That "almost" is huge though.

MetalCoresades

Idk. I wish I felt it more. The way others talk about it is that its the best thing ever 

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

It's just sex bro. It terrified you for years. You built it up way too much in your own head. 

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Or maybe she just has a sloppy blown out box.

MetalCoresades

Nah. Shes tight and hasnt had sex in years. My dick just doesnt feel much, and I have a hard time getting/staying hard. Its so used to jerkin thats the only way I can get off. She cant get off other than masturbation either. We went for an hour and a half and she couldnt get off and I had to jerk it to finish. She claims she likes it, but idk. 

Maybe I just dont like it afterall? 

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Some women legitimately cant (most of the time) climax just from penetration. Everyone is different,  some get off easier from head, fingering etc. 

Stoned_Catz

... said:

Some women legitimately cant (most of the time) climax just from penetration. Everyone is different,  some get off easier from head, fingering etc. 

ok Dr. Ruth sex expert ...

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Never claimed to be an expert. That's just a commonly known thing. 

Stoned_Catz

... said:

Never claimed to be an expert. That's just a commonly known thing. 

ure full of shit, it s a common know fact women keep that shit to themselves

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

With Catz, they fake it for money and then leave. He don't know nothing.

Stoned_Catz

Episode said:

MetalCrusades said:

Lol my mom was saying I need to start dressing better and taking care of myself if I want to get girls, because girls "dont like the homeless look"

My mom has been on my case about so much shit lately

She's right. Everything you call me gay for, the nice clothing/outfits, the haircuts, getting my eyebrows and facial hair razored and lined up, etc. Female attention increased tenfold when I started actually caring bout all this and stayin on top of it. But sure I'm a faggot for it. Females think the opposite. They love when you take care of yourself.

ya but ure teephffha and that fivehead..?

Stoned_Catz

sux i cant use that one no more....


still think its a lie