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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

August 2018

just caught up on idfk how many pages.

this is like watching mr lahey relapse

I love winning with women
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August 2018

Ironically that's how I expect meeting you this weekend will be like

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

August 2018

... said:

Ironically that's how I expect meeting you this weekend will be like

me after 3 fat rails of coke as today is the day start playing:

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August 2018

I think I'm gonna miss all of TITD unfortunately

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Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

August 2018

Are you and Alex hooking up this week FF?

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SATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy

August 2018

The forum's resident anal enthusiasts are crossing paths...in Vegas

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

August 2018

F

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Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

August 2018

Hey FF

* make sure you take a selfie with Axel
* take lube (coz the tight cunt never wants to splash out on any himself)

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

August 2018

the way im gonna be dressed (or lack of being dressed) tomorrow wont help my cause here of saying im not into dudes but ff can rest assured im not haha.

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Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

August 2018

OPP said:

the way im gonna be dressed (or lack of being dressed) tomorrow wont help my cause here of saying im not into dudes but ff can rest assured im not haha.

You have pussycats on your board shorts ?

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August 2018

OPP said:

the way im gonna be dressed (or lack of being dressed) tomorrow wont help my cause here of saying im not into dudes but ff can rest assured im not haha.

Please tell me it's not the banana hammock

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August 2018

Gnomez said:

Hey FF

* make sure you take a selfie with Axel
* take lube (coz the tight cunt never wants to splash out on any himself)

Way ahead of you Gnomie

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August 2018 edited August 2018

Kys react, cant ever be underprepared

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

August 2018

Blue balls sucks

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Jobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,575 moneytalker

August 2018

That's nature's way of saying "Don't be a pussy"

Pass the god damn butter.
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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

August 2018

Well she once again said she doesnt want sex today, so Im not trying to rape anyone

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2018

Jerk into her Christmas stocking

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

August 2018

Wat

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Jobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,575 moneytalker

August 2018

Get drunk and eat her like a con girl.

Pass the god damn butter.
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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2018

MetalCoresades said:

Wat

But not too drunk where you think you're getting HIV again

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