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The McFuck Approach

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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,705 spicy boy
    Id probably have better luck there
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    if im at a bar, and aske a chix if i can tongue fukk her ass, is that sexual harassment?


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  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Nah they'll just think someone's Grandpa has gone senile again
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    1 in 5 chix might want theys ass tongue fuct imo


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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Asking permission isn't sexual harassment, they'll just think you're a fucking weirdo. 
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,705 spicy boy
    ... said:
    Asking permission isn't sexual harassment, they'll just think you're a fucking weirdo. 
    Depends how attractive you are. Catz asking is basically rape. 
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    ... said:
    Asking permission isn't sexual harassment, they'll just think you're a fucking weirdo. 
    Depends how attractive you are. Catz asking is basically rape. 
    in my 20s n 30s i was a drop dead gorgeousness ive met hot chix loose their nerve around me, ive nailed sum hot pussaez in my life so....

    fukkov


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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,705 spicy boy
    ... said:
    Asking permission isn't sexual harassment, they'll just think you're a fucking weirdo. 
    Depends how attractive you are. Catz asking is basically rape. 
    in my 20s n 30s i was a drop dead gorgeousness ive met hot chix loose their nerve around me, ive nailed sum hot pussaez in my life so....

    fukkov
    Just cuz you were willing to pay for prostitutes doesnt mean you or they  were hot
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,705 spicy boy
    mrAPE said:
    MC hit up the dating sites tonight. The year the Cardinals and Steelers played I got an out of no where hook up with a girl that honestly was out of my league. Thank you craigslist lol. This was before your fancy apps. Anyway I imagine there are a lot of bored horny females during the super bowl while everyone is occupied. 
    Bruh, Im at work until 8 and then have band practice until like 10/11. Also, did you not read the part about how I cant get matches?

    Aint no hooking up happening tonight. 
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    I didn’t have anyone reaching out either until that one lol 
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,705 spicy boy
    Aight well it aint happening tonight. 
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    ... said:
    Asking permission isn't sexual harassment, they'll just think you're a fucking weirdo. 
    Depends how attractive you are. Catz asking is basically rape. 
    in my 20s n 30s i was a drop dead gorgeousness ive met hot chix loose their nerve around me, ive nailed sum hot pussaez in my life so....

    fukkov
    Just cuz you were willing to pay for prostitutes doesnt mean you or they  were hot
    didnt ever buy a bitch till i was about 35


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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Blow off band practice and get it in with a random 
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,705 spicy boy
    Nah
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Dime said:
    You should been like text me when you get home so I know you made it. And when she goes I don't have your number just start rattling it off or just pass her your phone. Worked twice for me at the bar tonight lol
    Bad advice. 

    Should have gone with “hey... you want to come over tonight and sit on my face?” That one always works for me 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,705 spicy boy
    Erik couldnt get chicks =))
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Erik couldnt get chicks =))
    ya he is one of those people look good from a distance, as you get closer his forehead comes into view, then gaps in his teefphz, then count chocula bat on his neck, and if a chix sees past that gets a close up of his lil dikk shaft with a penishead or whatever that pick was he posted of his twig 


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