The McFuck Approach

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Funny because almost everyone i know is either in a long term relationship or getting married

mrAPE

I agree with Jake. I only have one friend that's not in a relationship and hasn't been in a while but he has other demons

MetalCoresades

Rutabaga said:

MetalCrusades said:

WOKE said:

The more detached we are from our fellow man, the more likely we are to turn on each other. This drifting away from one another is manufactured

I truely believe millenials as a whole are inept. We fucking suck. Especially at relationships. 

Most people I know are depressed and alone. Even most the people I know who are in relationships, hate their significant others.

You mean you hang out with other gamers and basement dwellers and none of them can maintain healthy relationships?! Shocker!

Lol I hang out with like two other people like that. And one of them is one of the few people I do know in a relationship. I know a lot of people. 

MetalCoresades

mrAPE said:

I agree with Jake. I only have one friend that's not in a relationship and hasn't been in a while but he has other demons

You're also older than people I know

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I don't know why Ape and Jake even try to be logical, don't they know MC's personal experiences account as fact for all people everywhere? 

MetalCoresades

You dont find it a little telling that me, FF, Slap, Dime, Todd, and Erik are all single? Whats the common thread?

mrAPE

MU

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Cuz none of yall be dat pretty mf

mrAPE

FF at this point seems more focused on career
mc is just self loathing
slap is in the process of becoming some self rightous extremist 
dime I don't have enough info to compute 
Todd only cares about tool and tool accessories 
Erik is a slut 

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MetalCrusades said:

You dont find it a little telling that me, FF, Slap, Dime, Todd, and Erik are all single? Whats the common thread?

That's 6 people out of how many millions in this country? And regardless of your own personal experiences/opinions, being single is a choice for some. 

MetalCoresades

mrAPE said:

slap is in the process of becoming some self rightous extremist 

Todd only cares about tool and tool accessories 
Erik is a slut 

Fuck )

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mrAPE said:

FF at this point seems more focused on career
mc is just self loathing
slap is in the process of becoming some self rightous extremist 
dime I don't have enough info to compute 
Todd only cares about tool and tool accessories 
Erik is a slut 

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Dime cant date because haram

Number1RamsFan

He hasn't bought a wife yet

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Alex_Jones said:

His parents haven't bought him a wife yet

Number1RamsFan

He's gotta be a man and buy his own wives. What you waitin for Dime? You can buy as many of them shits as you want.

mrAPE

I don't know I thought they used goats for currency, how many goats does some have? 

Number1RamsFan

Not enough goats for a decent wife. He must be saving up for a 10.

Dime

Because of the economy its gotten more difficult to just buy one. Top shelf is like 10 camels + a few chickens and I'm not quite there yet. I can always go for a generic brand but then she won't like cook or do my laundry or anything. 

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What's the going price for a wife who can cook, and actually *wants* to have sex at least 3/4 times a week?