Post the most offensive joke you know

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina?

Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

I added Princess Diana on Xbox Live yesterday.

But I don't think she has any games yet, she's always on the dashboard.

OPP

FUCK_AMERICA said:

Why cant you fool an aborted baby?

because it wasnt born yesterday

Travis

The GOP

Travis

almostgr1m said:

whats black and sits at the top of a staircase?

stephen hawking after a house fire

dead

WakeOfAshes

What did the co-pilot say to the pilot before crashing  Airbus A320 into the Alps?

Nothing.

too soon?

Gazorpazorpfield

The Price is Right losing horn: https://youtu.be/1ytCEuuW2_A

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

WakeOfAshes said:

What did the co-pilot say to the pilot before crashing  Airbus A320 into the Alps?

Nothing.

too soon?

1/10

WakeOfAshes

from a joke stand point, or offensive stand point? Cause I can agree it's a little weak on the punchline, however the offensive nature of the comment has to be pretty up there.

MenAreTrash

nah

NolaFree810

Just being offensive isn't a joke..

MarcTheFallen

SUH said:

I added Princess Diana on Xbox Live yesterday.

But I don't think she has any games yet, she's always on the dashboard.

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Whats the difference between the holocaust and a cow? 

You cant milk a cow for 75 years

Dime

Fuck )

MetalCoresades

I prefer my women like my coffee - ground up and in the freezer, except on Friday and Saturday nights where I prefer them like my rum, 15 years old and mixed with coke

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

ITT - Jake is killing it dead.

FLAT

LEGEND said:

What breaks when you give it to an infant?

their hip

LEGEND said:

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? 

I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

LEGEND said:

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the first period.

LEGEND said:

Why cant you fool an aborted baby?

because it wasnt born yesterday

Dead again 

FLAT

LOOT said:

Arrow_Dynamic said:

Who are the fastest readers in the world?


9/11 victims. They went through 100 stories in 8 seconds

)

Rex_Capone420

Jobe said:

ITT - Jake is killing it dead.

Google* 

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

The jokes in this thread are like kids with  cancer - they never get old