Post the most offensive joke you know

FLAT

>only flags my racist joke
>obsessed

Number1RamsFan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GrBKHRVXwA

WakeOfAshes

Why didn't the black guy want to have kids with his Mexican girlfriend?

He didn't want his kids going up too lazy to steal.

Dime

Why can't Arabians teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day? 

The camel would get too tired. 

Dime

What was the only thing missing from the Million Man March?

An auctioneer. 

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

What breaks when you give it to an infant?

their hip

FLAT

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Rex_Capone420

Thats fucked up ) 

FLAT

Fuck )

OPP

wtf/lol

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? 

I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the first period.

FLAT

Fuck )

Rex_Capone420

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What's the difference between Jesus and Hitler?

Jesus fed 2,000 people with 5 loafs of bread and 2 fish, Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?


You have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message.

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Went to a restaurant and our waitress had a black eye. 

I tried to order as slow and plainly as I could, because she obviously doesn't listen well. 

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves!

Just kidding, he hasn't unwrapped his gifts yet. 

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Why cant you fool an aborted baby?

because it wasnt born yesterday

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FUCK_AMERICA said:

Why cant you fool an aborted baby?

because it wasnt born yesterday

FUCK