My bad for not getting back to this thread, immediately had to cook and eat all my food for the day after I posted this, then went straight the fuck to sleep. Was up for over 24 hours lol.
Anyways, glad to see it's being enjoyed. May make a second one some time and get others that I missed in this one if I can find a good beat for it.
Also, just as a side note. Ultimately, I don't give a shit what y'all think of my serious music, but this is proof I'm not as garbage as y'all claim. Yes, y'all liked it 'cause of it's lyrical content, but if they were shitty rhymes and a shitty flow wit poor execution, it wouldn't have been funny. Most of you base it off my early shit (And the fact most of you don't like Hip Hop, but nonetheless.), which yes, was terrible and even I don't listen to it anymore. And you don't really pay attention to anything new I do 'cause it's assumed I'm forever trash. This was listened to 'cause it involves everyone on here. And this was a quick lil something I threw together on a car ride, wrote it in my iPod notes. It's nowhere near the effort that shit on Lone Star is getting. My favorite track on it took almost 3 weeks to finish. I've improved by miles, and anyone can see that.
I tell ya, nothing but simps in the place Suck Erik's nuts and praise the taste The times ain't right, every single breath is a waste Cuz his rhymes have less bite than Loki's face If you like this shit yooz just a silly hoe It's no surprise to me really though The same simps told Bianca she was pretty doe George's balls have more views than your video Go back and try it again, time is so very precious I'll give ya one try for every chin Bianca possesses But I'm not counting 'em, you know? Not enough hours in a day even if you live in Juneau
I tell ya, nothing but simps in the place Suck Erik's nuts and praise the taste The times ain't right, every single breath is a waste Cuz his rhymes have less bite than Loki's face If you like this shit yooz just a silly hoe It's no surprise to me really though The same simps told Bianca she was pretty doe George's balls have more views than your video Go back and try it again, time is so very precious I'll give ya one try for every chin Bianca possesses But I'm not counting 'em, you know? Not enough hours in a day even if you live in Juneau
My bad for not getting back to this thread, immediately had to cook and eat all my food for the day after I posted this, then went straight the fuck to sleep. Was up for over 24 hours lol.
Anyways, glad to see it's being enjoyed. May make a second one some time and get others that I missed in this one if I can find a good beat for it.
Also, just as a side note. Ultimately, I don't give a shit what y'all think of my serious music, but this is proof I'm not as garbage as y'all claim. Yes, y'all liked it 'cause of it's lyrical content, but if they were shitty rhymes and a shitty flow wit poor execution, it wouldn't have been funny. Most of you base it off my early shit (And the fact most of you don't like Hip Hop, but nonetheless.), which yes, was terrible and even I don't listen to it anymore. And you don't really pay attention to anything new I do 'cause it's assumed I'm forever trash. This was listened to 'cause it involves everyone on here. And this was a quick lil something I threw together on a car ride, wrote it in my iPod notes. It's nowhere near the effort that shit on Lone Star is getting. My favorite track on it took almost 3 weeks to finish. I've improved by miles, and anyone can see that.
Here's how I see it dude, for what it's worth.
It doesn't matter how big you are when you lift, right now or years down the road. And I don't care if your music is terrible and nobody listens to it (not saying it is) All I see you doing is taking a lot of the time and energy in your life and spending it in positive directions. =D> for that.
I forgot about this, opened the thread, saw the quote of me at the top, and lol'ed all over again. Its a strange comedy time warp that caused me to laugh at my own joke.
Aight, finally did it. Disclaimer: This wasn't caused by any kind of asshurt. I been meaning to do this for a while, finally did. Wrote it today on a 2 hour car ride. If your ass gets bloody 'cause of this, then you are soft and deserve it. I even went at motherfuckers that I'm cool wit. Nobody's safe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRIAw-MhNUA&feature=youtu.be
Lyrics:
Y'all thought I was stupid?
Guess it's time that I enlighten ya.
She got a fat ass "They musta shooped it.".
If you was made of mo' jelly, I'd make a wine of ya.
It's time to go, dynamo, and go in on yo bitch ass.
So I'll begin my tale wit a rat, wit a rodent, yea, I'm lookin' at you, wit yo snitch ass.
This Italiano coulda chose the Parmesan.
But she thought it tasted better tellin' Aguiar's Mom.
Made the board erupt like a triggered car bomb.
Snitchin' to the cops that smoke entered our lungs.
But, let's move on fo' a second.
Nobody is safe, you better protect ya neck, bitch.
You copped a Prius? Well, Wake copped a Lexus.
Yes, you fuckin' southerners, it sucks down in Texas.
Leah, how you makin' profit? You say you sellin' out ya rear.
When you so loose, my cock does not fit, plus the populace is queer?
Oh dear, Catz drunk again.
Countin' up the dicks you've sucked again.
Describin' how yo ass got fucked again.
Tellin' him he needs a tummy tuck again.
And Jay, Rush sucks, bitch.
And the Wings can not shoot pucks, bitch.
I seem to have forgotten, it's the referee's fault.
That's how it be in the D when all yo athletes lost.
Ha, but I ain't done, mothafucka.
Episode gon' cause a whole bunch of ruckus.
Todd gettin' drunk up, in Iowa, bumfuck.
I think he wants Tool to come up and fuck his bum up.
5 on 1, wit Rex as the fifth.
It's a fantasy he lives, Vicarious-ly
Preach how the sky ain't blue.
Rex, Mothafucka, how high is you?
Ain't a damn thing true, and it's all a big conspiracy.
Honestly I think you grew an extra sense of fear from weed.
I'll refrain, 'cause I like my trees.
Wanna light one up wit my wife Disty.
Distance, I ain't even got a diss fo' ya, you could say Episode's a simp.
But Im'ma let ya know I got a dick fo' ya, and Episode don't ever go limp.
Ha, that's why I'm all in, Gary's wife.
My Giant so ELIte that it could make the bitch cry.
Blitzin' dat pussy, she screamin' ALL IN111!!!1
Now she leakin' Beetlejuice, just call me Alec Baldwin.
Ya bald, ya don't win, so all you senior citizens.
Can spit my dick out, it's deep in yo esophagus.
Jobe don't even lift, he only posted one pic.
And dat pic is now a meme, just like an overused gif.
Singlehandedly dismantled the board.
Episode Uprose, to attack at the core.
Men, bow down, all the bitches, adore.
The PMF from the city sittin' on the Lake Shore.
When it comes to spittin', you the king of this shit?
Yo linguistics ain't got no voice, they delivered by fingertips.
Yes, I really did it, dropped bombs on a track.
When it comes to MU, FU, last laugh.
Comments
There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
Anyways, glad to see it's being enjoyed. May make a second one some time and get others that I missed in this one if I can find a good beat for it.
Also, just as a side note. Ultimately, I don't give a shit what y'all think of my serious music, but this is proof I'm not as garbage as y'all claim. Yes, y'all liked it 'cause of it's lyrical content, but if they were shitty rhymes and a shitty flow wit poor execution, it wouldn't have been funny. Most of you base it off my early shit (And the fact most of you don't like Hip Hop, but nonetheless.), which yes, was terrible and even I don't listen to it anymore. And you don't really pay attention to anything new I do 'cause it's assumed I'm forever trash. This was listened to 'cause it involves everyone on here. And this was a quick lil something I threw together on a car ride, wrote it in my iPod notes. It's nowhere near the effort that shit on Lone Star is getting. My favorite track on it took almost 3 weeks to finish. I've improved by miles, and anyone can see that.
"Cuz his rhymes have less bite than Loki's face"
It doesn't matter how big you are when you lift, right now or years down the road. And I don't care if your music is terrible and nobody listens to it (not saying it is) All I see you doing is taking a lot of the time and energy in your life and spending it in positive directions. =D> for that.
Bump
I forgot about this, opened the thread, saw the quote of me at the top, and lol'ed all over again. Its a strange comedy time warp that caused me to laugh at my own joke.
Well done me. Holy shit Im a funny guy lol.
you should record it on the style if matisyahu
really good