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PROTECT YA NECK. (EPISODE 95 MU DISS.) EPISODE UPROSE.
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Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
Aight, finally did it. Disclaimer: This wasn't caused by any kind of asshurt. I been meaning to do this for a while, finally did. Wrote it today on a 2 hour car ride. If your ass gets bloody 'cause of this, then you are soft and deserve it. I even went at motherfuckers that I'm cool wit. Nobody's safe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRIAw-MhNUA&feature=youtu.be
Lyrics:
Y'all thought I was stupid?
Guess it's time that I enlighten ya.
She got a fat ass "They musta shooped it.".
If you was made of mo' jelly, I'd make a wine of ya.
It's time to go, dynamo, and go in on yo bitch ass.
So I'll begin my tale wit a rat, wit a rodent, yea, I'm lookin' at you, wit yo snitch ass.
This Italiano coulda chose the Parmesan.
But she thought it tasted better tellin' Aguiar's Mom.
Made the board erupt like a triggered car bomb.
Snitchin' to the cops that smoke entered our lungs.
But, let's move on fo' a second.
Nobody is safe, you better protect ya neck, bitch.
You copped a Prius? Well, Wake copped a Lexus.
Yes, you fuckin' southerners, it sucks down in Texas.
Leah, how you makin' profit? You say you sellin' out ya rear.
When you so loose, my cock does not fit, plus the populace is queer?
Oh dear, Catz drunk again.
Countin' up the dicks you've sucked again.
Describin' how yo ass got fucked again.
Tellin' him he needs a tummy tuck again.
And Jay, Rush sucks, bitch.
And the Wings can not shoot pucks, bitch.
I seem to have forgotten, it's the referee's fault.
That's how it be in the D when all yo athletes lost.
Ha, but I ain't done, mothafucka.
Episode gon' cause a whole bunch of ruckus.
Todd gettin' drunk up, in Iowa, bumfuck.
I think he wants Tool to come up and fuck his bum up.
5 on 1, wit Rex as the fifth.
It's a fantasy he lives, Vicarious-ly
Preach how the sky ain't blue.
Rex, Mothafucka, how high is you?
Ain't a damn thing true, and it's all a big conspiracy.
Honestly I think you grew an extra sense of fear from weed.
I'll refrain, 'cause I like my trees.
Wanna light one up wit my wife Disty.
Distance, I ain't even got a diss fo' ya, you could say Episode's a simp.
But Im'ma let ya know I got a dick fo' ya, and Episode don't ever go limp.
Ha, that's why I'm all in, Gary's wife.
My Giant so ELIte that it could make the bitch cry.
Blitzin' dat pussy, she screamin' ALL IN111!!!1
Now she leakin' Beetlejuice, just call me Alec Baldwin.
Ya bald, ya don't win, so all you senior citizens.
Can spit my dick out, it's deep in yo esophagus.
Jobe don't even lift, he only posted one pic.
And dat pic is now a meme, just like an overused gif.
Singlehandedly dismantled the board.
Episode Uprose, to attack at the core.
Men, bow down, all the bitches, adore.
The PMF from the city sittin' on the Lake Shore.
When it comes to spittin', you the king of this shit?
Yo linguistics ain't got no voice, they delivered by fingertips.
Yes, I really did it, dropped bombs on a track.
When it comes to MU, FU, last laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRIAw-MhNUA&feature=youtu.beLyrics:
Y'all thought I was stupid?
Guess it's time that I enlighten ya.
She got a fat ass "They musta shooped it.".
If you was made of mo' jelly, I'd make a wine of ya.
It's time to go, dynamo, and go in on yo bitch ass.
So I'll begin my tale wit a rat, wit a rodent, yea, I'm lookin' at you, wit yo snitch ass.
This Italiano coulda chose the Parmesan.
But she thought it tasted better tellin' Aguiar's Mom.
Made the board erupt like a triggered car bomb.
Snitchin' to the cops that smoke entered our lungs.
But, let's move on fo' a second.
Nobody is safe, you better protect ya neck, bitch.
You copped a Prius? Well, Wake copped a Lexus.
Yes, you fuckin' southerners, it sucks down in Texas.
Leah, how you makin' profit? You say you sellin' out ya rear.
When you so loose, my cock does not fit, plus the populace is queer?
Oh dear, Catz drunk again.
Countin' up the dicks you've sucked again.
Describin' how yo ass got fucked again.
Tellin' him he needs a tummy tuck again.
And Jay, Rush sucks, bitch.
And the Wings can not shoot pucks, bitch.
I seem to have forgotten, it's the referee's fault.
That's how it be in the D when all yo athletes lost.
Ha, but I ain't done, mothafucka.
Episode gon' cause a whole bunch of ruckus.
Todd gettin' drunk up, in Iowa, bumfuck.
I think he wants Tool to come up and fuck his bum up.
5 on 1, wit Rex as the fifth.
It's a fantasy he lives, Vicarious-ly
Preach how the sky ain't blue.
Rex, Mothafucka, how high is you?
Ain't a damn thing true, and it's all a big conspiracy.
Honestly I think you grew an extra sense of fear from weed.
I'll refrain, 'cause I like my trees.
Wanna light one up wit my wife Disty.
Distance, I ain't even got a diss fo' ya, you could say Episode's a simp.
But Im'ma let ya know I got a dick fo' ya, and Episode don't ever go limp.
Ha, that's why I'm all in, Gary's wife.
My Giant so ELIte that it could make the bitch cry.
Blitzin' dat pussy, she screamin' ALL IN111!!!1
Now she leakin' Beetlejuice, just call me Alec Baldwin.
Ya bald, ya don't win, so all you senior citizens.
Can spit my dick out, it's deep in yo esophagus.
Jobe don't even lift, he only posted one pic.
And dat pic is now a meme, just like an overused gif.
Singlehandedly dismantled the board.
Episode Uprose, to attack at the core.
Men, bow down, all the bitches, adore.
The PMF from the city sittin' on the Lake Shore.
When it comes to spittin', you the king of this shit?
Yo linguistics ain't got no voice, they delivered by fingertips.
Yes, I really did it, dropped bombs on a track.
When it comes to MU, FU, last laugh.
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Lol this shit was funny though.
Other than that, no complaints. That gave me a good chortle.
Suck Erik's nuts and praise the taste
The times ain't right, every single breath is a waste
Cuz his rhymes have less bite than Loki's face
If you like this shit yooz just a silly hoe
It's no surprise to me really though
The same simps told Bianca she was pretty doe
George's balls have more views than your video
Go back and try it again, time is so very precious
I'll give ya one try for every chin Bianca possesses
But I'm not counting 'em, you know?
Not enough hours in a day even if you live in Juneau