I am acting like a normal person fatfuck. This is what I do, this is how I live, this is how I am. It's yall that find a problem wit it. It's yall that are fucked in the head. The obsession ain't healthy.
I was at an unexpectedly big party at my friends' place a couple years ago. it was a college age rager in the middle of a rundown, mostly elderly people neighborhood. everyone gets drunk, Im just gone, shit got loud, bitch next door gets pissed and calls the fuzz. Im the one who opens the door, since Im closest and actually heard a knock. no idea who it is.
its the cops
mfw
>niggas dart >still xenofacing >"are you the owner of this house" >still xenofacing >"...can you tell us who the owner is?" >tell them idk who the owner is >... >xenoface >"well when you find out could you tell him or her to keep the noise down?" >xenoface >"uh.... ok stay safe and enjoy your evening"
Call me crazy, but I'm dippin when the cops show up.
Yea but I'm talkin bout when the cops actually batter rammed the door. When they actually came in the house motherfuckers tried to rush out the back and they all went at the same time so motherfuckers were falling down and getting stuck in the doorway. )
Call me crazy, but I'm dippin when the cops show up.
Yea but I'm talkin bout when the cops actually batter rammed the door. When they actually came in the house motherfuckers tried to rush out the back and they all went at the same time so motherfuckers were falling down and getting stuck in the doorway. )
So they batter rammed the door but you said they didn't pull their guns. Totall bullshit
Call me crazy, but I'm dippin when the cops show up.
Yea but I'm talkin bout when the cops actually batter rammed the door. When they actually came in the house motherfuckers tried to rush out the back and they all went at the same time so motherfuckers were falling down and getting stuck in the doorway. )
So they batter rammed the door but you said they didn't pull their guns. Totall bullshit
They didn't. Which shocked the fuck out of me. But I was told by several people that the one who said "YOU STILL WANNA FUCK THE POLICE?" Did pull his gun, but I personally didn't see that.
>You know the owner? >No. >So you're trespassing. >No I'm here wit my friends who know him and I'm welcome here, I just don't personally know him. >Well who is it? >Why you asking me to snitch when you already know? You got him cuffed out on the front lawn. >*Mean mugs the fuck out of me.*
Call me crazy, but I'm dippin when the cops show up.
Yea but I'm talkin bout when the cops actually batter rammed the door. When they actually came in the house motherfuckers tried to rush out the back and they all went at the same time so motherfuckers were falling down and getting stuck in the doorway. )
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I was at an unexpectedly big party at my friends' place a couple years ago. it was a college age rager in the middle of a rundown, mostly elderly people neighborhood. everyone gets drunk, Im just gone, shit got loud, bitch next door gets pissed and calls the fuzz. Im the one who opens the door, since Im closest and actually heard a knock. no idea who it is.
its the cops
mfw
>niggas dart
>still xenofacing
>"are you the owner of this house"
>still xenofacing
>"...can you tell us who the owner is?"
>tell them idk who the owner is
>...
>xenoface
>"well when you find out could you tell him or her to keep the noise down?"
>xenoface
>"uh.... ok stay safe and enjoy your evening"
>You know the owner?
>No.
>So you're trespassing.
>No I'm here wit my friends who know him and I'm welcome here, I just don't personally know him.
>Well who is it?
>Why you asking me to snitch when you already know? You got him cuffed out on the front lawn.
>*Mean mugs the fuck out of me.*