Tom Cruise (Trapped in the Closet) Mel Gibson (The Passion of the Jew, Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy, Good Times with Weapons, Imaginationland Episode I) Kanye West (Fishsticks) Oprah Winfrey (A Million Little Fibers, Chickenlover, Quintuplets 2000, Here Comes the Neighborhood) Russell Crowe (The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer, Chef Goes Nanners) Sarah Jessica Parker (The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs) Osama bin Laden (Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants, Cartoon Wars Part II, Krazy Kripples) Paris Hilton (Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset) Bono (More Crap, Mystery of the Urinal Deuce) Angelina Jolie (Lice Capades) George Lucas (Free Hat, The China Probrem) Steven Spielberg (Free Hat, The China Probrem, Cripple Fight) Mickey Mouse (The Ring, Eek, a Penis!) Rob Schneider as a carrot (The Biggest Douche in the Universe) Britney Spears without her head (Britney's New Look) Michael Jackson or Martin Jefferson (The Jeffersons, Dead Celebrities) Steve Irwin (Hell on Earth 2006, Stanley's Cup, Prehistoric Ice Man) Bill Clinton (Sexual Healing, Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut, The Red Badge of Gayness, Chinpokomon) Rob Reiner (Butt Out, Gnomes) Sally Struthers (Starvin' Marvin, Mecha-Streisand, The Death of Eric Cartman) John Travolta (Trapped in the Closet) Pope Benedict XVI (Bloody Mary, Fantastic Easter Special, Medicinal Fried Chicken) Barbra Streisand as Mecha-Streisand (Mecha-Streisand, Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants) John Edward (The Biggest Douche in the Universe) Robert Redford (Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls) Phil Collins (Timmy 2000, Cartman's Silly Hate Crime) Hillary Rodham Clinton (The Snuke, Britney's New Look, Eat, Pray, Queef, The Tooth Fairy Tats) David Blaine (Super Best Friends, Krazy Kripples) Kathie Lee Gifford (Weight Gain 4000, City on the Edge of Forever) Ben Affleck (Fat Butt and Pancake Head, How To Eat With Your Butt) William A. Donohue (Fantastic Easter Special) Paul Watson (Whale Whores) Al Gore (ManBearPig, Lice Capades, Imaginationland Episode II, Imaginationland Episode III, The Red Badge of Gayness) David Letterman (Sexual Healing, Fishsticks) The Hardy Boys (Mystery of the Urinal Deuce) Rosie O'Donnell (Trapper Keeper) Michael Richards (With Apologies to Jesse Jackson) Kurt Russell (Imaginationland Episode II, Pee) Charlie Sheen (Mystery of the Urinal Deuce, Sexual Healing) Tina Yothers (Pinkeye) Tiger Woods (Sexual Healing) Michael Douglas (Sexual Healing) Martha Stewart (Red Hot Catholic Love, Eat, Pray, Queef, Erection Day) David Duchovny (Chickenpox, Sexual Healing) Billy Bob Thornton (Towelie)
Comments
I don't think there will be a ginger one. I'm pretty sure they just made that clip to make fun of the kid and promote the show.
Tom Cruise (Trapped in the Closet)
Mel Gibson (The Passion of the Jew, Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy, Good Times with Weapons, Imaginationland Episode I)
Kanye West (Fishsticks)
Oprah Winfrey (A Million Little Fibers, Chickenlover, Quintuplets 2000, Here Comes the Neighborhood)
Russell Crowe (The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer, Chef Goes Nanners)
Sarah Jessica Parker (The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs)
Osama bin Laden (Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants, Cartoon Wars Part II, Krazy Kripples)
Paris Hilton (Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset)
Bono (More Crap, Mystery of the Urinal Deuce)
Angelina Jolie (Lice Capades)
George Lucas (Free Hat, The China Probrem)
Steven Spielberg (Free Hat, The China Probrem, Cripple Fight)
Mickey Mouse (The Ring, Eek, a Penis!)
Rob Schneider as a carrot (The Biggest Douche in the Universe)
Britney Spears without her head (Britney's New Look)
Michael Jackson or Martin Jefferson (The Jeffersons, Dead Celebrities)
Steve Irwin (Hell on Earth 2006, Stanley's Cup, Prehistoric Ice Man)
Bill Clinton (Sexual Healing, Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut, The Red Badge of Gayness, Chinpokomon)
Rob Reiner (Butt Out, Gnomes)
Sally Struthers (Starvin' Marvin, Mecha-Streisand, The Death of Eric Cartman)
John Travolta (Trapped in the Closet)
Pope Benedict XVI (Bloody Mary, Fantastic Easter Special, Medicinal Fried Chicken)
Barbra Streisand as Mecha-Streisand (Mecha-Streisand, Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants)
John Edward (The Biggest Douche in the Universe)
Robert Redford (Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls)
Phil Collins (Timmy 2000, Cartman's Silly Hate Crime)
Hillary Rodham Clinton (The Snuke, Britney's New Look, Eat, Pray, Queef, The Tooth Fairy Tats)
David Blaine (Super Best Friends, Krazy Kripples)
Kathie Lee Gifford (Weight Gain 4000, City on the Edge of Forever)
Ben Affleck (Fat Butt and Pancake Head, How To Eat With Your Butt)
William A. Donohue (Fantastic Easter Special)
Paul Watson (Whale Whores)
Al Gore (ManBearPig, Lice Capades, Imaginationland Episode II, Imaginationland Episode III, The Red Badge of Gayness)
David Letterman (Sexual Healing, Fishsticks)
The Hardy Boys (Mystery of the Urinal Deuce)
Rosie O'Donnell (Trapper Keeper)
Michael Richards (With Apologies to Jesse Jackson)
Kurt Russell (Imaginationland Episode II, Pee)
Charlie Sheen (Mystery of the Urinal Deuce, Sexual Healing)
Tina Yothers (Pinkeye)
Tiger Woods (Sexual Healing)
Michael Douglas (Sexual Healing)
Martha Stewart (Red Hot Catholic Love, Eat, Pray, Queef, Erection Day)
David Duchovny (Chickenpox, Sexual Healing)
Billy Bob Thornton (Towelie)
its like an army of douchebags
Best episode ever
*quietly* "..okay.."