Work IM I just had (I sanitized out names only)

WakeOfAshes

2:09 PM (me)
hey

2:09 PM (coworker)
hey

2:09 PM (me)
so something weird happened to me today and I need some advice
So I was in the men's bathroom taking care of business... and some dude in the stall next to me like completely reaches under the stall and grabs at something near my feet
What would you do?
This happened today like after lunch

2:11 PM (coworker)
lol really?
who was it?

2:11 PM (me)
yeah...
Well I didnt see their face... but they were totally grabbing at something on the floor near my feet
second floor bathroom. Completely uncalled for.
This dude was elbow deep man!

2:12 PM (coworker)
lol

2:12 PM (me)
weird right?

2:12 PM (coworker)
very

2:12 PM (me)
Who does that!!! What a perv
I'm thinking about reporting it to upper management
what would you do?

2:14 PM (coworker)
what are you gonna report?

2:14 PM (me)
That some dude was just grabbing at stuff near my feet.
Don't you think that is a little perverted?

2:15 PM (coworker)
I'd just leave it alone

2:15 PM (me)
that aint cool

2:15 PM (coworker)
that's weird though
yeah, aint cool at all

2:15 PM (me)
I even saw what it was they were grabbing at

2:15 PM (coworker)
what was it?

2:15 PM (me)
I think it was their badge
I really think I am going to report this

2:16 PM (coworker)
you didn't catch the name?
Honestly, I'd just let it go.

2:16 PM (me)
Yeah I caught the name. It was you!

2:16 PM (coworker)
lol

2:16 PM (me)
hahahaha
fag

2:16 PM (coworker)
LOLOLOL

2:16 PM (me)
dude

2:16 PM (coworker)
what can u do though haha

2:16 PM (me)
man you wait that one out
you go "shit there goes my badge... guess I'll wait"
lololol

2:17 PM (coworker)
i just didn't want it touched by anyone else...

2:17 PM (me)
LOL
hahahaha

2:17 PM (coworker)
especially there lol

2:17 PM (me)
man that is so funny
hahahahaha

2:17 PM (coworker)
when that badge slipped out of my holder my heart sinked lol

2:17 PM (me)
hahahaha
you were like "good... im in the clear"
little did you know im an asshole

2:18 PM (coworker)
i shat bricks good thing a toilet was nearby

2:18 PM (me)
hahahaha

2:18 PM (coworker)
hahahaha
don't report it man, don't do it!

2:18 PM (me) lolol
I aint reporting it
I just wanted to see if you'd own up before I called you on it
lololol

2:18 PM (coworker)
i didn't

2:18 PM (me)
lol

2:18 PM (coworker)
who would lol

2:19 PM (me)
yeah I wouldnt. I'd have pretended it never happened
although I would have also just waited it out.


2:19 PM (coworker)
alright ... fine...
lol

Stoned_Catz

givz a fukk [-(

Lea

) ) )

Stoned_Catz

i read dat and still givz a fukk [-(

WakeOfAshes

It's funny. some will givz a fukk

Stoned_Catz

confrontz meh =;

mrAPE

Pics or it didn't happen

Gnomez

Shitty post

Gazorpazorpfield

That's interesting...Although honestly I'd probably just reach for the badge too. If everybody involved knows what the objective is, then I don't think it's that big of a deal.

WakeOfAshes

okay one sec and ill post proof. I am cutting out names though

WakeOfAshes

mrAPE

Pic of reaching for badge or it didn't happen

WakeOfAshes

ChvckzeAsshat said:

That's interesting...Although honestly I'd probably just reach for the badge too. If everybody involved knows what the objective is, then I don't think it's that big of a deal.

no man... you dont go elbow deep into the next occupied stall. You either wait it out or just ask for some assistance.

WakeOfAshes

statutory_ape said:

Pic of reaching for badge or it didn't happen

I dont take pics in Mens bathrooms, nor do I go elbow deep into an occupied mens stall. Just two life rules I have

SkullAndCrossbones

WakeOfAshes said:

what kind of person picks stuff up off of public bathroom floors. how important could it have been?

WakeOfAshes

SkullAndCrossbones said:

what kind of person picks stuff up off of public bathroom floors. how important could it have been?

Well you can't walk around the building without a badge because there are security doors and it is required to have one displayed at all times. Still... He should have just waited it out. I wasnt going to shit forever. In fact when I saw the badge hit the floor I thought "better finish up for this dude"... 2 seconds later his entire arm is coming over and im like WTF?

mrAPE

He should have at least had the common courtesy to give you a reach around

Gazorpazorpfield

If you could make eye contact with it, I think he should have gone for it. But if it was so far in that he couldn't make out its location and had to reach around...should have definitely made some contact haha

WakeOfAshes

yeah... He had the stall on my left and he had to reach past my left foot to grab it. I debated stepping on it before he could grab it, but I was honestly a little dumbfounded that he was reaching that far into an occupied stall.

Chicken_Fucker

If you were jerkin' off I bet you would've been the one who would've been worried about him bringing it up. :-j

Gnomez

You shoulda just laid a steamer right on top of his hand
Nothing like a nice hot grogan to deter
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