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Create your own Zombie Apocalypse team.

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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    here are the jobs i would give everyone:

    Jay - president
    Lea - giving the president blowjobs
    George - security
    Alex - lube inventory specialist
    Bianca - pastry chef and livestock specialist
    Slap - haircuts
    Marc - landscaping
    UP - cultivating vegetables and stuff. seems like he knows how to grow plants pretty well =))
    Catz - booze inventory specialist
    Shane - weapons expert/sniper
    Brad - makin' tacos
    Wake - grilling/barbeque specialist
    Brad and Wake - automotive experts
    Katia - in charge of feminine products
    Distance - in charge of birth control/condoms inventory
    Will - in charge of books and tobacco products
    Cheeze - electronics expert
    Monica - delivering pregnant womens' babies/taking care of the kids
    Ape - in charge of anger medication inventory
    Leah - psychologist and clothing
    Dayna - tampon inventory specialist
    Dirtball and Jobe - explosives experts
    Razor - beating zombies to death with her bare hands
    Nola - porn distribution specialist
    Britt - vibrator distribution specialist
    Brian - in charge of sarcastic jokes and making metal (music)
    Erik - weapons tester
    Tommy and CF - destroying a motherfucker and keeping gnomez away from the livestock
    Gnomez - shoemaker
    Chuck - toilet paper inventory specialist
    Todd - in charge of vomit cleaner inventory
    Jag - headbanging instructor
    Facefuck - executioner
    Wine - cook
    Tirades - assassin
    Arlo - in charge of hair care products inventory
    Lax - making edible panties
    Nate - hunter
    Rex - bodyguard
    Tim - making money
    MC - shaving supplies
    TQ - weapons and ammo inventory
    Me - runner (venturing out to unexplored or zombie infested areas to get supplies)


    not sure if i forgot anyone
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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  • BlindGuardian93BlindGuardian93 Posts: 4,988 jayfacer
    :((
    I've been lost in endless seas My heart died long ago I curse my failures as I fall from you
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    ohh shit

    BG - in charge of hand to hand weapons
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    forgot 2 more:

    fucketh - making battle plans
    satan - "upskirting" the women
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited June 2012
    UPDATED LIST (with a few changes):


    Jay - president
    Lea - giving the president blowjobs
    George - security
    Alex - lube inventory specialist
    Bianca - pastry chef and livestock specialist
    Slap - haircuts
    Marc - landscaping
    UP - cultivating vegetables and stuff. seems like he knows how to grow plants pretty well =))
    Catz - booze inventory specialist
    Shane - weapons expert/sniper
    Brad - makin' tacos
    Wake - grilling/barbeque specialist
    Brad and Wake - automotive experts
    Katia - in charge of feminine products
    Distance - in charge of birth control/condoms inventory
    Will - in charge of books and tobacco products
    Cheeze - electronics expert
    Monica - delivering pregnant womens' babies/taking care of the kids
    Ape - in charge of anger medication inventory
    Leah - psychologist and clothing
    Dayna - tampon inventory specialist
    Dirtball and Jobe - explosives experts
    Razor - beating zombies to death with her bare hands
    Nola - porn distribution specialist
    Britt - vibrator distribution specialist
    Brian - in charge of sarcastic jokes and making metal (music)
    Erik - weapons tester
    Tommy and CF - destroying a motherfucker and keeping gnomez away from the livestock
    Gnomez - shoemaker
    Chuck - toilet paper inventory specialist
    Todd - in charge of vomit cleaner inventory
    Jag - headbanging instructor
    Facefuck - executioner
    Wine - cook
    Tirades - assassin
    Arlo - in charge of hair care products inventory
    Lax - making edible panties
    Nate - hunter
    Rex - in charge of baseball bat beat downs
    Tim - making money
    MC - shaving supplies
    TQ - weapons and ammo inventory
    Me - runner (venturing out to unexplored or zombie infested areas to get supplies)
    BG - in charge of hand to hand weapons (knives, swords, bats, axes etc.)
    fucketh - making battle plans
    satan - "upskirting" the women
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
    Katia
    Distance
    Monica
    Leah
    Dayna
    Razor

    I'll just outlive errone and start my own empire with these lovely ladies
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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,700 spicy boy
    lol skully
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    juz wantin meh b00zez [-(


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer

    Britt - vibrator distribution specialist
    Wtf? :))
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers

    Britt - vibrator distribution specialist
    Wtf? :))
    =)) =)) =)) :-bd
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    You're trusting ME as lube specialist?

    Bad choice, buddy.
    I love winning with women
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    you gotta learn some time
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    "Will - Nigga that trips over his tripp pants listening to ICP"

    ahahhahahahhaha

    =))
    UPDATED LIST (with a few changes):



    Will - in charge of books and tobacco products

    I get the tobacco products, but why am I a book keeper? haha.


    In all seriousness, it looks like we ALL have awesome traits! We should all just be one big super team!
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  • RAZORRAZOR Posts: 7,664 jayfacer
    Razor - beating zombies to death with her bare hands
    Fuuuck yeah. \m/
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    "Will - Nigga that trips over his tripp pants listening to ICP"

    ahahhahahahhaha

    =))
    UPDATED LIST (with a few changes):



    Will - in charge of books and tobacco products

    I get the tobacco products, but why am I a book keeper? haha.


    In all seriousness, it looks like we ALL have awesome traits! We should all just be one big super team!
    cause you are known to misread things from time to time which is also commonly referred to as "Willing" around here LOL
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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  • Warrior_YohnWarrior_Yohn Posts: 473 juggalo
    mfw when wine, nate, n me arent on the list cuz we'd win the game n itd be no fun.
    mfw you guys have no face.
    This.
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  • Da_MuffinzDa_Muffinz Posts: 2,972 balls deep
    Not on any lists? :((
    http://www.thehob.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tumblr_m0lm3j279C1r8c567o1_1280.gif
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  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    So all I'm good for is making shoes :((
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  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    Fuck all y'all nigs
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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    Not on any lists? :((
    You're probably better off, most of the people here would drop like flies.
    Pass the god damn butter.
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