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Create your own Zombie Apocalypse team.
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Pick 5 people...
Brad- Seems like the most ridiculous with weapons, he would prolly enjoy it. Nigga is fit. He would be like the Rambo of the group.
Catz- He rapes and murders crackwhores that look like Zombies, hopefully he can just repeat what hees been doing for the last 20 years.
Ape- He's ginger, So he's already a Zombie. We could get intel from him about their behaviors.
Jay- We need a smart leader who can make tough executive descisions. Jay is our man.
Distance- No explanation needed.
Brad- Seems like the most ridiculous with weapons, he would prolly enjoy it. Nigga is fit. He would be like the Rambo of the group.
Catz- He rapes and murders crackwhores that look like Zombies, hopefully he can just repeat what hees been doing for the last 20 years.
Ape- He's ginger, So he's already a Zombie. We could get intel from him about their behaviors.
Jay- We need a smart leader who can make tough executive descisions. Jay is our man.
Distance- No explanation needed.
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you just mad I didnt pick you for my team.
faggots.
since everyone picked themselves I thought people could create their own teams....
lol, wait I forgot... intrwebz space running low
...I was just curious to see who people would pick. Not a big deal.
Slap - In case some zombies speak only Spanish
Katia - Backup Mexican
Ape - Sword
Ed - shield
>Not using Katia for re-population as well
<_>
Grimey - Military background, badass, and sniper
Shane - Military background, sniper, and zombie buttseckser
George - Inventory, security watch, and brutal baseball bat beatdowns
Marc - MexiNinja
Katia - Mexican stealth shooter
Catz - Beer supplier and zombie bait
Erik - Entertainer and trigger happy gangsta
Brad - That Chuck Norris/Machete/Arnold mofucka
Disty - The beautiful badass bitch every team needs
Dayna - Zombie ass kicker that don't think twice
Matty light - Moustachekicker and gunslinger
Britt - Archery
Lea - More archery with some knife throwin'
Noga - Viking warrior
Bianca - Cupcake baker, animal caretaker, and zombie bait if necessary
Alex - Bianca's woosa partner and arsenal repair man
Brian - Metal forgery
Jag - The fun guy that headbangs as he shoots down zombie scum
Monica - Bodacious babe with the Lara Croft pistols
Ape - The angry ginger kid that gets the job done when it counts
Chicken Fucker - Brute fucking force
Jobe - The one keeping fucks in check and in shape
UP - Weed supplier/grower
Will - Nigga that trips over his tripp pants listening to ICP
Chuck - The funny man who can pull through when the time comes
Thomas - Wrestles those bitches down and snaps necks to save the women of the US
Nola - Celeb look alike that cracks zombies in the head with a meat mallot
Slap - Plays Coheed and Cambria songs
Todd - Professional beheader
Facefuck - Impaler and zombie face fucker
Cheeze and Wine - A rich combo of zombie annihilation
Couldn't figure out who to pick or what anyone's really good at, so this is the lulzy crap I came up with. If I missed anyone I'm sorries...I'll add you if you want :P
ahahhahahahhaha
mfw you guys have no face.
CF - huge motherfucker can probably kick some ass
Shane - probably really good with guns since he was in the military
George - outta shape but could still probably through some zombies a beatin'
Dayna - don't make her angry!
Brad - to help keep dayna under control
Catz - would know where to get booze
and all of the females would be needed for repopulation, no?
Bianca - to make delicious pastries
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