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The almighty holy MC thread

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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    *Seeing a gay.

    Fuck autocorrect.
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,700 spicy boy
    I hate power dykes
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    Now, I'm a hypocrite, 'cause I don't mid lesbians. But at the same time, I don't like dykes. I can't stand seeing a botch try so hard to be a dude. And vice versa with dudes, can't stand saying a gay act more female than 95% of bitches I know.
    >wheres makeup and jewlery
    > shits on gays
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,769 spicy boy
    @Nola you have to consider the old testament as well. If you follow the New Testament, Jesus and God are the same person. Therefore what he said in the Old Testament as God are just as valid as what he said in the New Testament as Jesus.

    The things that changed were speficically addressed (blood sacrifice, clothing restriction, food restriction, etc).
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I don't like gays. I don't hate them, let 'em do what they want, not gonna say they shouldn't. But I can't stand their over exaggerated manneurisms, flamboyance, hand gestures, their voices, etc. As well as dudes kissing. Rustles my jimmies.
    youre stereotyping doe. Not all gays act like that. Some of my friends are gay as fuck and act straighter then me and could kick anyones ass. Not all gays are what they show on TV.
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    No not at all, Jesus and God are NOT one in the same, i have no idea where people get this from... I do follow the new testament.. dont you listen in church when they say jesus is SEATED AT THE RIGHT HAND OF THE FATHER.. he is seated next to himself??? God sent jesus to earth to explain the word of god not to be god himself.. according to the bible jesus was also part man, until obv his ascension and god is not man.... now that that is cleared up let me just say that taking the MADE UP STORIES of the old testament as literal moral fact is some one of the dumbest things i could possibly think of.. If you actually look back at what jesus did HE DINT EVEN OBEY ALL THE OLD LAWS...i know this because thats why the High Priests were pissed at him( as well as other reasons obv) so once agian why dont you actually take a peak into your own religion before making such statements
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,769 spicy boy
    Its taught right from day one Jesus is both man AND God.
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,769 spicy boy
    Im not gonna argue this today, cuz i think its pointless
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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    MC, do you believe in Santa Clause?
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    no its fucking not you just interpret it wrong...jesus is the 'son' of god technically... they say he is part holy (or i guess you could call it godly) and part man.. it doesnt mean that he actually is The God tho cuz hes not.. have you ever read about the garden of gethsemane (sp?) right after the last supper? the point of that story is to show Jesus' weakness as a human becuase it more or less is a story about him asking god to relieve this 'cup of poison' from him aka jesus was asking god if he absolutely needed to be sacrificed.. he was asking god in heaven, so what he was asking himself a question?? no he wasnt.. you could say that jesus has a part of god in him becuase he is holy or godly but that is just a term, he is never meant to be the one True God
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,769 spicy boy
    " MC, do you believe in Santa Clause? "


    Yes
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  • fucketh_thine_selffucketh_thine_self Posts: 3,363 just the tip
    i dont know how any one can believe any religious text when in fact they were all written by man as a means to control other men. if you want to believe in one all powerful being good for you but if you take anything written in those texts (i dont care which religion) as fact, then you are naive
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    what boggles my mind the most tho is that people cant even get their own made up nonsense stories right... itd be like if you took the story jack and the beanstalk as literally as possible and use it as your moral compass and then not even follow the main point of the story and just decipher shit from the story thats not even there.. its crazy
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    " MC, do you believe in Santa Clause? "


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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,769 spicy boy
    :-))
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  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner
    Well if you think deep about it you are kinda doing the same thing as us. Hating on me for something I believe while I hate on them for something they believe. Eh...I to be honest I don't really hate nobody but I don't have to agree with everything everyone
    I don't like gays. I don't hate them, let 'em do what they want, not gonna say they shouldn't. But I can't stand their over exaggerated manneurisms, flamboyance, hand gestures, their voices, etc. As well as dudes kissing. Rustles my jimmies.

    HOW DARE YOU!!!!!

  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner
    no if you actually read the new testament having sex is not a sin, bible thumpers just like to twist vague phrasing around...yes jesus did teach about marriage and the coming together of a man and woman through marriage but he never said that sex was a sin... I mean Jesus number one person he trusted more than anyone else and shared some of his most personal teachings with was in fact a prostitute......
    Saved her from a stoning.
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner
    Now, I'm a hypocrite, 'cause I don't mid lesbians. But at the same time, I don't like dykes. I can't stand seeing a botch try so hard to be a dude. And vice versa with dudes, can't stand saying a gay act more female than 95% of bitches I know.
    You and I have alot in common. Keep fighting the good fight young warrior.
  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner
    Its taught right from day one Jesus is both man AND God.
    God the father. God the son. God the holy spirit.
    Crazy ain't it?

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