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Would you fuck this chick? (post pics of questionable jawns)

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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Taste my cock faggot.
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,575 moneytalker
    Sorry dude, even if I was gay, I'd still have standards.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Are you saying if I was gay and you were gay you wouldn't fuck me? :-S
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    Well it's pretty obvious that's what he said
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,575 moneytalker
    Exactly. I wouldn't even cum on your back and promise to call the next day and then never call.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Fukk y00z. I don't date senior citizens anyway [-(
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,575 moneytalker
    If I was gay....
    image
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    More Cushion for the pushin bro! It's nice to know you're into skinny guys doe, I'll let Nola know.
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,575 moneytalker
    Fat AND can't read for fuck. Somebody help this guy.

    Fat 300lb chicks are gross, do you think it looks better on you cuz your a guy? Fat is fat and fat is gross to me. It implies to me that you have little will power, no self control and no personal discipline. It also implies to me that you have little self respect. No of this qualities are attractive to me.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I eat right and I've been trying really hard to drop weight. Yeah when I got on my meds I fucking went crazy and gained all my weight back, but I give a effort and a strong one to live differently and eat healthy, itsnot fuckin easy. Now if you would be so kind to post a picture of yourself so I can rip you apart. all you got is I'm fat as a response, dude you're hilarious. Captain obvious over here. Talk to me about self control and discipline with my over 2 years of sobriety, not many people can crawl out of that hole and I managed, if you want to poke fun at my weight and pretend to know me, go ahead cause you have no ideas the shit I been through in like and the sheer willpower I have to use some days just to get through. So hey if fat is my only problem for now, I'm fine with that. But noone can come close to the discipline self control and the respect I've gained for myself and my life and how much fun I am living today as a sober and constructive member of society. You don't know me guy from a picture.
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    u wudnt have a choice jobelildikkdevil ude be somebodyz bitchz


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    NObody even knows who Jobe is or what he looks like. He's prolly already someone's bitchz.
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    wtf? ghay convo iz thiz here goin on anyfukkinwayz... no fat guys n shit but ude sux a skinny guy dikk u fukkin fagz [-(


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,575 moneytalker
    HOODS said:

    I eat right and I've been trying really hard to drop weight. Yeah when I got on my meds I fucking went crazy and gained all my weight back, but I give a effort and a strong one to live differently and eat healthy, itsnot fuckin easy. Now if you would be so kind to post a picture of yourself so I can rip you apart. all you got is I'm fat as a response, dude you're hilarious. Captain obvious over here. Talk to me about self control and discipline with my over 2 years of sobriety, not many people can crawl out of that hole and I managed, if you want to poke fun at my weight and pretend to know me, go ahead cause you have no ideas the shit I been through in like and the sheer willpower I have to use some days just to get through. So hey if fat is my only problem for now, I'm fine with that. But noone can come close to the discipline self control and the respect I've gained for myself and my life and how much fun I am living today as a sober and constructive member of society. You don't know me guy from a picture.

    I struck a nerve because if I was hypothetically gay, I wouldn't bang Georgie. How ridiculous can this forum be?

    =))
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    True. I say Jobe has no room to talk shit until he posts a picture.
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,575 moneytalker
    HOODS said:

    I eat right and I've been trying really hard to drop weight. Yeah when I got on my meds I fucking went crazy and gained all my weight back, but I give a effort and a strong one to live differently and eat healthy, itsnot fuckin easy. Now if you would be so kind to post a picture of yourself so I can rip you apart. all you got is I'm fat as a response, dude you're hilarious. Captain obvious over here. Talk to me about self control and discipline with my over 2 years of sobriety, not many people can crawl out of that hole and I managed, if you want to poke fun at my weight and pretend to know me, go ahead cause you have no ideas the shit I been through in like and the sheer willpower I have to use some days just to get through. So hey if fat is my only problem for now, I'm fine with that. But noone can come close to the discipline self control and the respect I've gained for myself and my life and how much fun I am living today as a sober and constructive member of society. You don't know me guy from a picture.

    Also, we have a bingo!!
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Jobe said:

    HOODS said:

    I eat right and I've been trying really hard to drop weight. Yeah when I got on my meds I fucking went crazy and gained all my weight back, but I give a effort and a strong one to live differently and eat healthy, itsnot fuckin easy. Now if you would be so kind to post a picture of yourself so I can rip you apart. all you got is I'm fat as a response, dude you're hilarious. Captain obvious over here. Talk to me about self control and discipline with my over 2 years of sobriety, not many people can crawl out of that hole and I managed, if you want to poke fun at my weight and pretend to know me, go ahead cause you have no ideas the shit I been through in like and the sheer willpower I have to use some days just to get through. So hey if fat is my only problem for now, I'm fine with that. But noone can come close to the discipline self control and the respect I've gained for myself and my life and how much fun I am living today as a sober and constructive member of society. You don't know me guy from a picture.

    I struck a nerve because if I was hypothetically gay, I wouldn't bang Georgie. How ridiculous can this forum be?

    =))
    wait until ure Balls Deep in this forumz (jobe=just teh tipz)


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,575 moneytalker
    I'm almost to 3,000 posts. I'll break the 5,000 post noob count someday.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    You didn't strike a nerve. I'm fat, fuck you. My life is great, my wife is hot, I get to make $100 a night to watch bands, I print tshirts during the day for bands and collect more money then most people I know with my unemployment check from being laid off bricklaying. I don't wake up with hangovers anymore. I dont waste money on cigarettes or booze, I have the biggest nicest tv ever. My wife is hot again. And I'm in a band and starting another acoustic jam band with my buddy! Life is good.

    we dot even know what you look like, you could be the ugliest morherfucker on here. Post a pic or just gomna assume you're a geek in pizza face loser.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    That reminds me of Anger Management ahaha.

    "Ay Dave, why don't you tell the Monk here the knee slapper you told me earlier about Buddha?"
    "Oh, what did you say about Buddha?"
    "Dave here said, 'How does a guy that weighs over 600 Lbs. have the balls to try and preach about self discipline?'"
    "Hey, let's not talk about my God here.".

    Ahahaha.
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