Happy Birthday. Don't fuck up like I did last night. Everything hurts and I don't remember eating White Castle but every time I fart or burp, it smells like White Castle.
Waking up to go to the Winter Classic today was absolute hell.
I was pretty fucking drunk last night but my gf beat me out by spending the last hour of the night vomiting on the sidewalks of downtown Dallas. We good, but prolly never drinking again in my life.
I picked up a ride from one of the high end hotels downtown and while i waited there was a chick puking in her hair and on her dress while stepping in her own puke. This was like 10:30 lmao
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Sounds like Devin is a good friend.
I was pretty fucking drunk last night but my gf beat me out by spending the last hour of the night vomiting on the sidewalks of downtown Dallas. We good, but prolly never drinking again in my life.