2 questions. wheres the honeymoon? and when can we expect the first sex tape to "accidentally" show up on the internet?
I'm going going back back to cali cali..... sextapes may already exist :-j
you should still get it in bro
trust me, I still have a boner from last night at the "gentlemens club" these jawns man... they said sex show, i thought they were gonna kiss and rub eachother a little, whatever...... aww fukk naw, these bitches went balls to the wall, lickin eachother pussies, fuckin the hellz out of eachother with dildos, lickin assholes, sliding up and down the pole onto eachothers tongues, fucking with didldo using mouth, 69'n it, shit was all out sexcapade! mind=blown... plus the lightskin sexxae jawn Brielle gave me the lapdance of a lifetime! :>
...but my girl is sick and has a runny nose and wont stop sneezing... she aint beat.
and your girl was ok with that?
yeah, why wouldnt she be? i didnt fuck any of these bitches.....
nah... i dont know where dem pussy be... i'm just glad we got there early, i got the first lapdance from the jawn Brielle, she was crazy had her trim all up in my face rubbin titties all over me, lickin my ears and shit dadadadadadamn...... at first i felt awkward and thought, noway i'm getting a boner... 30 seconds later *boner*
I went to the strip club once. It was ok. This hot filipina bitch was all over me and kissing on my neck and cheek. But a lot of the other chicks were either too trashy or looked bored.
I spent 60 bucks. I'm with dayna either watch porn or go to the bar and use that 60 to liquor up a chick and take her home...
imma cheap ass lol when i go to a strip club i usually spend like 30 bucks if i dont buy drinks which i usually dont cuz id rather be stoned...i havent been to a club in like 3 years tho... i kinda wanna g now
I don't know why anyone would want to waste any amount of money to just get a boner. you can get that for free with internet pron <_>
that was my first time going, it wasnt to get a boner, tbh i didnt even get a boner during the sex show, it was just about the atmosphere, experience with my buddies for my bachelor party since we had to skip out on the strippy the first time. only time i got a boner was during the lapdance and i wasnt even gonna get one but my buddy paid it for me.... it was just a fun thing to do with my firends. i wouldnt go everyday, but i would go again just to see the sex show, that was fuckin awesome!
I went to the strip club once. It was ok. This hot filipina bitch was all over me and kissing on my neck and cheek. But a lot of the other chicks were either too trashy or looked bored.
I spent 60 bucks. I'm with dayna either watch porn or go to the bar and use that 60 to liquor up a chick and take her home...
and most chicks at bars play the free drinks game, they dont give a fuck.some of my best friends are girls and even i get free drinks when im out with them its crazy..poor gullible doods. personally id rather see some boobies then give some fuckin bitch all my money for her to then just peace out
I went to the strip club once. It was ok. This hot filipina bitch was all over me and kissing on my neck and cheek. But a lot of the other chicks were either too trashy or looked bored.
I spent 60 bucks. I'm with dayna either watch porn or go to the bar and use that 60 to liquor up a chick and take her home...
and most chicks at bars play the free drinks game, they dont give a fuck.some of my best friends are girls and even i get free drinks when im out with them its crazy..poor gullible doods. personally id rather see some boobies then give some fuckin bitch all my money for her to then just peace out
most of the girls were decent lookin. there were a few triflin jawns, but for the most part the girls were alright. i actually thought the environent was fun and enjoyed the experience. i would go there with my girl, i think she would have fun. i'd buy her a lapdance ... but seriously, its not something i would do alot, but it was a good time!
We'll shave Alex's balls at his stag party, strip him naked, tar and feather him, and tie him up in pink panties in the local town square (just a normal friday night out for Skully)
We'll shave Alex's balls at his stag party, strip him naked, tar and feather him, and tie him up in pink panties in the local town square (just a normal friday night out for Skully)
just keep away from my pink panties and youll hear nothing from me haha
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but ya i wouldnt be going like every night or anything shits way to expensive
I spent 60 bucks. I'm with dayna either watch porn or go to the bar and use that 60 to liquor up a chick and take her home...