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A collection of my latest flows. (LOUD ADDED.)

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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    is it bad if that got me hot until the end? lmao :-))
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  • streetsstreets Posts: 3,351 just the tip
    i wish i had more clappings gifs haha
    You don't need a clapping gif
    What you need is a purple veined stiff
    But your so bitchy every day
    Cuz your yogurt slinger is so far away
    So here are some tip on how to feel better
    Till the time comes you and Alex are back together
    This is what you do, each and every night
    And send me a video, so I know you're doing it right
    Go to your room and lock the door handle
    Put on some jazz and light four candles
    Slide into bed with the lights dimmed low
    Takes just a second to strip from your clothes
    Run your fingers acrooss your breast
    Across your stomach with a gentle caress
    Build the tension and drop your hands low
    Change the tempo, do it fast and do it slow
    Do it slow. Do it slow. Do it slow. Do it slow.
    Now do it fast.
    Then reach down with both hands
    and pull the stick out your ass.

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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    is it bad if that got me hot until the end? lmao :-))
    Maybe lol. I can go back and change it if you want sweet release. Nobody likes blue balls.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    nah its fine, man lol
    i got this taken care of :p
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i blame mike for all of this because he let this one back after he was 'permabanned'
    i blame mike for all of this because he let this one back after he was 'permabanned'
    Wah wah wah. :'(

    Jobe, fuck you. Another homeschool joke, how creative. Almost as generic as my shitty ass rhymes. 8-|

  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    Do better cracka.
    Ill still come back and crack ya
    Treat you like a bitch a pimp slap ya
    If you raps are good, mine are the best of all fucking time
    Fuck with me and the forum will mourn your death for the second time
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    I swear to God, these never get old :))
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,700 spicy boy
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    If you raps are good, mine are the best of all fucking time
    Fuck with me and the forum will mourn your death for the second time
    :)) Holy hell that was perfect
    nike Pictures, Images and PhotosTUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    i wish i had more clappings gifs haha
    You don't need a clapping gif
    What you need is a purple veined stiff
    But your so bitchy every day
    Cuz your yogurt slinger is so far away
    So here are some tip on how to feel better
    Till the time comes you and Alex are back together
    This is what you do, each and every night
    And send me a video, so I know you're doing it right
    Go to your room and lock the door handle
    Put on some jazz and light four candles
    Slide into bed with the lights dimmed low
    Takes just a second to strip from your clothes
    Run your fingers acrooss your breast
    Across your stomach with a gentle caress
    Build the tension and drop your hands low
    Change the tempo, do it fast and do it slow
    Do it slow. Do it slow. Do it slow. Do it slow.
    Now do it fast.
    Then reach down with both hands
    and pull the stick out your ass.

    Part of me wants to print this, frame it, and hang it on dat green wall.
    I love winning with women
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    Thanks for the kind words guys. I've been struggling to make it as a rapper since I punched in to work tonight. I've lived for this for a few hours, so its awesome to finally get some props after all this time.



    Do it Alex!
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    :))
    nike Pictures, Images and PhotosTUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Funny that one of the oldest members on here has nothing better to do than to hang on my dick and hate on me.
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    Funny that one of the oldest members on here has nothing better to do than to hang on my dick and hate on me.
    Isn't it? My education allows me to have a job where I can fuck off all night and clown you. The best part is that I'm getting paid the whole time, meaning my rap career is already making me that cash. U paid yet Eazy E? No? Ok, enjoy the jellysickles.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • MikeMike Posts: 7,820 admin
    Funny that one of the oldest members on here has nothing better to do than to hang on my dick and hate on me.
    Isn't it? My education allows me to have a job where I can fuck off all night and clown you. The best part is that I'm getting paid the whole time, meaning my rap career is already making me that cash. U paid yet Eazy E? No? Ok, enjoy the jellysickles.
    :-))
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep


    Let's peep how many views Donald Trump has...


    19,343,050

    Yep, not big in the slightest.



    and chocolate rain has 70,000,000, your point?
    just b/c a lot of ppl have watched it doesn't make it good
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    How? By responding like a fucking retard with no logic as usual? Yep, he sure told me.
    You say that like you replied with logic.


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  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy


    Let's peep how many views Donald Trump has...


    19,343,050

    Yep, not big in the slightest.



    and chocolate rain has 70,000,000, your point?
    just b/c a lot of ppl have watched it doesn't make it good
    Dont EVER talk shit on chocolate rain [-(
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Lol Shane's a retard. I'm not even gonna waste my time.
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